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The Free Land of Woolitania

“Lassen Sie mich Arzt, ich bin durch!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, museums and concert halls, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.683 billion Woolitanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Social Policy and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,428 trillion woolians a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 262,478 woolians, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Woolitania is ranked 336th in Europe and 113,081st in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring -24 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Woolitania City Times is sold out.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.

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