NationStates | The Free Land of Woolitania

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“Lassen Sie mich Arzt, ich bin durch!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights: Good	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Excessive

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 16.995 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 61%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine, all guns must be registered, and much of Woolitania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the woolian.

Woolitania is ranked 535th in Europe and 130,364th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -261 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Easter Egg Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 5% of Europe for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 10% of Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of Europe for Most Subsidized Industry #1 in Europe for Most Cultured Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of Europe for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of Europe for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of Europe for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of Europe for Happiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Happiest Citizens Top 1% of Europe for Most Developed Top 1% of the world for Most Developed Top 1% of Europe for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of Europe for Least Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of Europe for Longest Average Lifespans Top 10% of Europe for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates #1 in Europe for Most Pacifist Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 5% of Europe for Most Politically Free Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free Top 5% of Europe for Largest Populations Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry #1 in Europe for Most Rebellious Youth Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 10% of Europe for Safest Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 1% of Europe for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector Top 5% of Europe for Largest Information Technology Sector Top 1% of the world for Best Weather Top 5% of Europe for Best Weather

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, much of Woolitania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, all guns must be registered.
2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine.
2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, Woolitania is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
4 days ago: Woolitania was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Healthiest Citizens (last census: #1).
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
5 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the internet has been placed under government control.