Largest Publishing Industry: 12th Most Cultured: 16th Most Secular: 18th
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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.322 billion Woolitanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,285 trillion woolians a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 299,532 woolians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, euthanasia is legal, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Woolitania is ranked 17,667th in the world and 66th in Europe for Largest Black Market, with 8.39 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Publishing Industry: 12thMost Cultured: 16thMost Secular: 18thMost Rebellious Youth: 34thHealthiest Citizens: 41stMost Cheerful Citizens: 45thLeast Corrupt Governments: 45thLargest Information Technology Sector: 72ndSmartest Citizens: 90thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 128thMost Scientifically Advanced: 142ndMost Developed: 168thHighest Crime Rates: 189thMost Pacifist: 280thNicest Citizens: 337thLongest Average Lifespans: 345thHighest Economic Output: 439thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 592ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,279thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,302ndLargest Populations: 1,774thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,177thMost Stationary: 2,825thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,914thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,222ndMost Inclusive: 5,242ndBest Weather: 5,482ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,496thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,873rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,905thMost Influential: 7,488thTop
Most Armed: 10,279thNudest: 13,111thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,609thLargest Black Market: 17,667th
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 29th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 56th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Woolitania was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, extreme political groups are outlawed.
  • : Woolitania was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Woolitania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.


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