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The Free Land of Woolitania

“Lassen Sie mich Arzt, ich bin durch!”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 19.535 billion Woolitanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 74%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The Woolitania Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all. Crime is totally unknown. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the woolian.

Woolitania is ranked 8th in Europe and 304th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 70 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 minutes ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the Woolitania Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Woolitania's radio stations.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.

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