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The Free Land of Woolitania

“Lassen Sie mich Arzt, ich bin durch!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 19.748 billion Woolitanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime is totally unknown. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the woolian.

Woolitania is ranked 2nd in Europe and 23rd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 421 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.

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