Largest Publishing Industry: 14th Most Cultured: 19th Most Secular: 20th
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Political Freedom
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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.129 billion Woolitanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,134 trillion woolians a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 295,697 woolians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, W-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and the nation leads Europe in per capita stalking. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Woolitania is ranked 152,215th in the world and 651st in Europe for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -35.36 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 14thMost Cultured: 19thMost Secular: 20thMost Rebellious Youth: 34thHealthiest Citizens: 40thMost Cheerful Citizens: 44thLeast Corrupt Governments: 44thLargest Information Technology Sector: 63rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 83rdSmartest Citizens: 94thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 128thMost Developed: 171stHighest Crime Rates: 195thMost Pacifist: 288thNicest Citizens: 334thLongest Average Lifespans: 367thHighest Poor Incomes: 439thHighest Economic Output: 455thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 627thHighest Average Incomes: 1,329thTop
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Largest Populations: 1,791stMost Efficient Economies: 2,191stMost Stationary: 2,877thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,243rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,353rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,752ndBest Weather: 5,314thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,525thMost Influential: 7,476thTop
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Most Inclusive: 8,146thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,353rdMost Armed: 12,362nd
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 28th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 40th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 57th in the regionBest Weather: 62nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the nation leads Europe in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, W-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention.
  • : Woolitania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, children are raised bilingual from an early age.

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