Largest Publishing Industry: 14th Most Secular: 14th Most Cultured: 19th
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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 23.747 billion Woolitanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,892 trillion woolians a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 290,250 woolians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, NationStates staff are easily recognizable by their gold-plated mansions, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Woolitania is ranked 7,930th in the world and 91st in Europe for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 99.86 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 14thMost Secular: 14thMost Cultured: 19thMost Rebellious Youth: 36thHealthiest Citizens: 37thLeast Corrupt Governments: 39thMost Cheerful Citizens: 47thLargest Information Technology Sector: 64thMost Scientifically Advanced: 90thSmartest Citizens: 99thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 121stHighest Crime Rates: 151stMost Developed: 159thMost Pacifist: 288thLongest Average Lifespans: 367thNicest Citizens: 370thHighest Economic Output: 462ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 566thHighest Poor Incomes: 664thHighest Average Incomes: 1,340thTop
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Largest Populations: 1,808thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,688thMost Stationary: 2,999thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,408thBest Weather: 3,585thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,266thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,928thMost Influential: 7,615thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 7,930thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,193rdMost Armed: 13,193rdMost Inclusive: 14,144th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 28th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 48th in the regionMost Armed: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52nd in the regionBest Weather: 52nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 60th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, NationStates staff are easily recognizable by their gold-plated mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Woolitania City Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.

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