The Free Land of
Left-Leaning College State
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Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.948 billion Woolitanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Social Policy and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,121 trillion woolians a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 278,921 woolians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, graffiti graces every city's streets, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger.

Woolitania is ranked 168th in Europe and 33,347th in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, Woolitania's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the woolpertinger is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, meat-eating is frowned upon.

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