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Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 20.863 billion Woolitanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Social Policy and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 63.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,551 trillion woolians a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 266,083 woolians, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek, Woolitania is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, and billions are being spent on a new island airport. Crime is well under control. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Woolitania is ranked 320th in Europe and 124,376th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -31 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, Woolitania is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, Woolitania Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • 5 days ago: Woolitania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 5%).

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