The Free Land of
Left-Leaning College State
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Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.787 billion Woolitanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Social Policy and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,083 trillion woolians a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 279,216 woolians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Woolitania is ranked 499th in Europe and 117,781st in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, Woolitania's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the children of Woolitania are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Woolitania City Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.

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