Largest Publishing Industry: 15th Most Cultured: 19th Most Secular: 20th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 23.436 billion Woolitanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,826 trillion woolians a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 291,294 woolians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Woolitania is ranked 2,958th in the world and 46th in Europe for Best Weather, with 285 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 15thMost Cultured: 19thMost Secular: 20thHealthiest Citizens: 39thMost Rebellious Youth: 42ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 47thLeast Corrupt Governments: 49thLargest Information Technology Sector: 70thMost Scientifically Advanced: 74thSmartest Citizens: 86thMost Developed: 116thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 149thMost Pacifist: 252ndLongest Average Lifespans: 303rdHighest Crime Rates: 362ndNicest Citizens: 395thHighest Economic Output: 454thHighest Poor Incomes: 641stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 902ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,280thLargest Populations: 1,809thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,245thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,305thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,380thBest Weather: 2,958thMost Stationary: 3,067thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,384thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,819thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,933rdMost Influential: 7,570thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,155thTop
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Most Inclusive: 16,396thLargest Black Market: 18,957th
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 29th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 38th in the regionBest Weather: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 61st in the regionLargest Black Market: 66th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • : Woolitania was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Woolitania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.

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