The Free Land of
Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.009 billion Woolitanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Social Policy and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,715 trillion woolians a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 272,064 woolians, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, guns are banned, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Woolitania is ranked 10th in Europe and 963rd in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 1,054 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, guns are banned.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Woolitania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Woolitania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Woolitania was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.

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