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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.018 billion live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the woolian.

Woolitania is ranked 35th in the region and 1,565th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.