The Free Land of
New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 21.189 billion Woolitanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Social Policy and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,775 trillion woolians a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 272,577 woolians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, there is a dearth of space for new houses, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, and marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home. Crime is almost non-existent. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Woolitania is ranked 380th in Europe and 140,698th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -722 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Woolitania was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Woolitania was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the Woolitania Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.

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