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The Free Land of Woolitania

“Lassen Sie mich Arzt, ich bin durch!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 19.892 billion Woolitanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 57%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the government is avowedly atheist, and the arms industry is strictly regulated. Crime is totally unknown. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the woolian.

Woolitania is ranked 372nd in Europe and 114,530th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -30 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the arms industry is strictly regulated.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government is avowedly atheist.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the Woolitania Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.

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