Largest Publishing Industry: 14th Most Cultured: 19th Most Secular: 19th
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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, infamous sell-swords, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 23.951 billion Woolitanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,082 trillion woolians a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 295,689 woolians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Skateparks can be found in every city, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Woolitania is ranked 79,963rd in the world and 470th in Europe for Largest Governments, scoring 14.8 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 14thMost Cultured: 19thMost Secular: 19thMost Rebellious Youth: 36thHealthiest Citizens: 40thLeast Corrupt Governments: 41stMost Cheerful Citizens: 45thLargest Information Technology Sector: 62ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 87thSmartest Citizens: 93rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 120thMost Developed: 158thHighest Crime Rates: 175thMost Pacifist: 267thNicest Citizens: 344thLongest Average Lifespans: 350thHighest Economic Output: 450thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 572ndHighest Poor Incomes: 670thHighest Average Incomes: 1,294thTop
Largest Populations: 1,802ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,174thMost Stationary: 2,919thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,922ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,922ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,317thBest Weather: 5,020thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,624thMost Influential: 7,520thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,834thMost Inclusive: 9,266thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,532ndNudest: 15,501stLargest Black Market: 15,581st
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 28th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the regionLargest Black Market: 57th in the regionBest Weather: 57th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 61st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 66th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • : Woolitania was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Woolitania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Woolitania was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, every week is blindness awareness week.


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