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The Free Land of Woolitania

“Lassen Sie mich Arzt, ich bin durch!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 20.283 billion Woolitanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, and morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers. Crime is totally unknown. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the woolian.

Woolitania is ranked 383rd in Europe and 121,494th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, artists are pillars of society.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 4 days ago: Woolitania was ranked #1 in the region for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 1%).

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