The Free Land of
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Regional Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.934 billion Woolitanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,527 trillion woolians a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 284,632 woolians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The children of Woolitania are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Woolitania is ranked 454th in Europe and 90,236th in the world for Safest, scoring 106.236 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the children of Woolitania are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, Woolitania City spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation.

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