| Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excessive |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Europe
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 16.995 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 61%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine, all guns must be registered, and much of Woolitania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the woolian.
Woolitania is ranked 535th in Europe and 130,364th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -261 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.













































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago
- 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Woolitania, much of Woolitania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. - 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Woolitania, all guns must be registered. - 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Woolitania, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine. - 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Woolitania, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. - 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Woolitania, Woolitania is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. - 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Woolitania, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. - 4 days ago:
Woolitania was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Healthiest Citizens (last census: #1). - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Woolitania, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Woolitania, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Woolitania, the internet has been placed under government control.






