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The Free Land of Woolitania

“Lassen Sie mich Arzt, ich bin durch!”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 19.564 billion Woolitanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 74%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, all forms of advertising are banned, and people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer. Crime is totally unknown. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the woolian.

Woolitania is ranked 1st in Europe and 28th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 618 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, all forms of advertising are banned.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.

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