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The Free Land of Woolitania

“Lassen Sie mich Arzt, ich bin durch!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 19.949 billion Woolitanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 61%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, nine out of ten citizens of Woolitania answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, and pregnancy is being used by teenage girls as a quick way to making pocket money. Crime is totally unknown. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the woolian.

Woolitania is ranked 7th in Europe and 387th in the world for Best Weather, with 726 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 21 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, pregnancy is being used by teenage girls as a quick way to making pocket money.
  • 21 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, nine out of ten citizens of Woolitania answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, Woolitania's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, euthanasia is legal.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, all tariffs have been abolished.

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