The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The democratic, cheerful population of 21.375 billion Woolitanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Social Policy and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,886 trillion woolians a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 275,376 woolians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Woolitania is ranked 409th in Europe and 146,891st in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -3,323.5 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the space program has been scrapped in order to focus on more terrestrial pursuits.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.

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