Largest Publishing Industry: 12th Most Cultured: 14th Most Secular: 18th
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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by WooShell with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 24.449 billion Woolitanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,252 trillion woolians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 296,636 woolians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Woolitania is ranked 7,432nd in the world and 217th in Europe for Most Influential, scoring 3,541 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Publishing Industry: 12thMost Cultured: 14thMost Secular: 18thMost Rebellious Youth: 33rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 35thHealthiest Citizens: 40thMost Cheerful Citizens: 43rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 45thLargest Information Technology Sector: 68thMost Scientifically Advanced: 90thSmartest Citizens: 104thHighest Crime Rates: 132ndMost Developed: 193rdMost Pacifist: 295thNicest Citizens: 310thLongest Average Lifespans: 390thHighest Economic Output: 443rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 465thHighest Poor Incomes: 806thHighest Average Incomes: 1,324thLargest Populations: 1,768thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,722ndMost Stationary: 2,762ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,250thBest Weather: 4,984thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,164thMost Armed: 5,786thMost Inclusive: 6,678thMost Influential: 7,432ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,676thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,109thMost Efficient Economies: 9,398thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,920thHighest Drug Use: 17,499th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 25th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 51st in the regionLargest Black Market: 52nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 64th in the regionBest Weather: 65th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 66th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Woolitania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, Viagra factories are being converted to producing antimalarials for Bigtopian orphans.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, television executives are interested in turning WooShell's zany home life into a sitcom.


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