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The Free Land of Woolitania

“Lassen Sie mich Arzt, ich bin durch!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 20.084 billion Woolitanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, abortions are routinely performed in Woolitania's hospitals, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the woolian.

Woolitania is ranked 146th in Europe and 32,275th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 67 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, abortions are routinely performed in Woolitania's hospitals.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, much of Woolitania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, healthcare funding has been cut.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek.

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