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The Free Land of Woolitania

“Lassen Sie mich Arzt, ich bin durch!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 19.773 billion Woolitanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 55%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, loans are available for students from poor families, graffiti graces every city's streets, and a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions. Crime is totally unknown. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the woolian.

Woolitania is ranked 28th in Europe and 3,089th in the world for Safest, scoring 658.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 21 hours ago: Woolitania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government spends millions of woolians every year prosecuting spammers.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.

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