Largest Publishing Industry: 16th Most Secular: 16th Most Cultured: 20th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.578 billion Woolitanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,887 trillion woolians a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 292,133 woolians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, and the government refuses to transmit electricity to secessionist regions. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Woolitania is ranked 5,464th in the world and 67th in Europe for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 66.97 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 16thMost Secular: 16thMost Cultured: 20thHealthiest Citizens: 39thMost Rebellious Youth: 39thLeast Corrupt Governments: 49thMost Cheerful Citizens: 50thMost Scientifically Advanced: 71stLargest Information Technology Sector: 71stSmartest Citizens: 81stMost Developed: 130thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 150thMost Pacifist: 243rdLongest Average Lifespans: 310thNicest Citizens: 383rdHighest Crime Rates: 395thHighest Economic Output: 454thHighest Poor Incomes: 892ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 936thHighest Average Incomes: 1,294thTop
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Largest Populations: 1,804thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,044thMost Efficient Economies: 2,226thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,432ndMost Stationary: 3,023rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,091stBest Weather: 3,323rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,464thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,030thMost Influential: 7,612thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,351stMost Inclusive: 9,017th
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionMost Stationary: 28th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionBest Weather: 48th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 63rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government refuses to transmit electricity to secessionist regions.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Woolitania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.

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