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The Free Land of Woolitania

“Lassen Sie mich Arzt, ich bin durch!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 20.256 billion Woolitanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, nudity is frowned upon, and artists are pillars of society. Crime is totally unknown. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the woolian.

Woolitania is ranked 1st in Europe and 27th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 415 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, artists are pillars of society.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 21 hours ago: Woolitania was ranked #1 in the region for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the WBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.

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