Largest Publishing Industry: 10th Most Cultured: 14th Most Secular: 20th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by WooShell with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.705 billion Woolitanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,438 trillion woolians a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 301,111 woolians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, WooShell's new android secretary is the latest media darling, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Woolitania is ranked 177,726th in the world and 847th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -38.08 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 10thMost Cultured: 14thMost Secular: 20thMost Rebellious Youth: 32ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 34thHealthiest Citizens: 39thMost Cheerful Citizens: 45thLargest Information Technology Sector: 74thMost Scientifically Advanced: 90thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 101stSmartest Citizens: 104thHighest Crime Rates: 150thMost Developed: 205thMost Pacifist: 293rdNicest Citizens: 294thLongest Average Lifespans: 373rdHighest Economic Output: 427thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 467thHighest Poor Incomes: 477thHighest Average Incomes: 1,274thLargest Populations: 1,738thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,988thMost Stationary: 2,671stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,898thMost Armed: 4,208thBest Weather: 4,703rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,877thMost Inclusive: 4,990thMost Influential: 7,528thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9,732ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,520thLargest Black Market: 16,616thNudest: 17,293rd
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 52nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 53rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 55th in the regionBest Weather: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 64th in the regionMost Inclusive: 79th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, WooShell's new android secretary is the latest media darling.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • : Woolitania was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, Woolitania's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Woolitania was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.

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