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The Free Land of Woolitania

“Lassen Sie mich Arzt, ich bin durch!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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The Free Land of Woolitania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 20.059 billion Woolitanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 59%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, healthcare funding has been cut, and much of Woolitania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime is totally unknown. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the woolian.

Woolitania is ranked 134th in Europe and 41,582nd in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 76 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 41 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, much of Woolitania's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 41 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, healthcare funding has been cut.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Woolitania, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom.

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