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The Long Lost Lair of Wolfcubs

“Let the wolf go!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Eggplant City

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The Long Lost Lair of Wolfcubs is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by 'Lone Wolf' Richards with an iron fist, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.161 billion Wolfcubsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Lair. The average income tax rate is 80%. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, the government is spending billions of taxpayer cubs to support the Arms Manufacturing industry, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfcubs's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Circle of the Wolf, and its currency is the cub.

Wolfcubs is ranked 30th in Eggplant City and 81,728th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -15.7 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Wolfcubs fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 8 days ago: Wolfcubs applied to join the World Assembly.
  • 15 days ago: Wolfcubs was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Wolfcubs was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • 18 days ago: Wolfcubs fell out of the world Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, the government is spending billions of taxpayer cubs to support the Arms Manufacturing industry.
  • 35 days ago: Wolfcubs fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 38 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.

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