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The Long Lost Lair of Wolfcubs

“Let the wolf go!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Eggplant City

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The Long Lost Lair of Wolfcubs is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by 'Lone Wolf' Richards with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.262 billion, 5.9 billion of whom are zombies, Wolfcubsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Lair. The average income tax rate is 82%. A small but healthy private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Wolfcubs, and the government is funneling billions into Cape Wolfcubs following the shuttle crash. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfcubs's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Circle of the Wolf, and its currency is the cub.

Wolfcubs is ranked 18th in Eggplant City and 18,324th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Wolfcubs is currently considering its options.

People: 361,899,975

Zombies: 5,900,118,148

Dead: 1,264,988,865

Survival Rate: 4.81%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Wolfcubs was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Wolfcubs's influence in Eggplant City fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Wolfcubs's influence in Eggplant City rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, the government is funneling billions into Cape Wolfcubs following the shuttle crash.
  • 11 days ago: Wolfcubs's influence in Eggplant City fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • 12 days ago: Wolfcubs's influence in Eggplant City rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • 12 days ago: Wolfcubs's influence in Eggplant City fell from "Negotiator" to "Diplomat".
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Wolfcubs.
  • 12 days ago: Wolfcubs applied to join the World Assembly.
  • 13 days ago: Wolfcubs's influence in Eggplant City rose from "Diplomat" to "Negotiator".

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