The Long Lost Lair of
Father Knows Best State
Let the wolf go!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Long Lost Lair of Wolfcubs is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by 'Lone Wolf' Richards with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.602 billion Wolfcubsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Lair. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfcubsian economy, worth 976 trillion cubs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 113,474 cubs, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes the property of the recently deceased, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and Belle Lair is a police state during international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfcubs's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Circle of the Wolf.

Wolfcubs is ranked 7th in Futaba Aoi and 135,505th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -24 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, Belle Lair is a police state during international summits.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 12 days ago: Wolfcubs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, guns are banned.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, gambling is outlawed.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.

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