The Long Lost Lair of
Father Knows Best State
Let the wolf go!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Long Lost Lair of Wolfcubs is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by 'Lone Wolf' Richards with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.159 billion Wolfcubsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Lair. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfcubsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion cubs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,492 cubs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Wolfcubs with a very polite populace, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfcubs's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Circle of the Wolf.

Wolfcubs is ranked 6th in Futaba Aoi and 104,901st in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 7 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Wolfcubs with a very polite populace.
  • : Wolfcubs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Wolfcubs fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Wolfcubs fell out of the world Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.

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