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The Long Lost Lair of Wolfcubs

“Let the wolf go!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Eggplant City


The Long Lost Lair of Wolfcubs is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by 'Lone Wolf' Richards with an iron fist, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 7.662 billion Wolfcubsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Lair. The average income tax rate is 83%. A small but healthy private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, surveillance cameras are banned, and children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfcubs's national animal is the wolf, its national religion is The Circle of the Wolf, and its currency is the cub.

Wolfcubs is ranked 21st in Eggplant City and 106,556th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -85 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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