The Long Lost Lair of
Father Knows Best State
Let the wolf go!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Long Lost Lair of Wolfcubs is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by 'Lone Wolf' Richards with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.771 billion Wolfcubsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Lair. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfcubsian economy, worth 915 trillion cubs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 104,384 cubs, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, and nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfcubs's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Circle of the Wolf.

Wolfcubs is ranked 9th in Futaba Aoi and 77,433rd in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 62 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 18 hours ago

  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • 4 days ago: Wolfcubs fell out of the world Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, Wolfcubs is renowned for its lax gun laws.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, Belle Lair is a police state during international summits.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
  • 32 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.

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