The Long Lost Lair of
Father Knows Best State
Let the wolf go!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Long Lost Lair of Wolfcubs is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by 'Lone Wolf' Richards with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.024 billion Wolfcubsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Lair. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfcubsian economy, worth 957 trillion cubs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,127 cubs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the government spends millions of cubs every year prosecuting spammers, and weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfcubs's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Circle of the Wolf.

Wolfcubs is ranked 9th in Futaba Aoi and 84,105th in the world for Best Weather, with -3 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Wolfcubs fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, the government spends millions of cubs every year prosecuting spammers.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 12 days ago: Wolfcubs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, tabloids coo over 'Lone Wolf' Richards's expected child.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, tax assessment offices double as polling stations.

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