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The Long Lost Lair of Wolfcubs

“Let the wolf go!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Eggplant City

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The Long Lost Lair of Wolfcubs is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by 'Lone Wolf' Richards with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.922 billion Wolfcubsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Lair. The average income tax rate is 80%. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, wolves with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfcubs's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Circle of the Wolf, and its currency is the cub.

Wolfcubs is ranked 1st in Eggplant City and 18,299th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 22 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Wolfcubs's influence in Eggplant City fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Wolfcubs's influence in Eggplant City rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • 4 days ago: Wolfcubs's influence in Eggplant City rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • 6 days ago: Wolfcubs fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Defense Forces.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, wolves with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, 'Lone Wolf' Richards is worshipped as a god.
  • 11 days ago: Wolfcubs's influence in Eggplant City fell from "Auxiliary" to "Envoy".

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