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The Long Lost Lair of Wolfcubs

“Let the wolf go!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Eggplant City

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The Long Lost Lair of Wolfcubs is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by 'Lone Wolf' Richards with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.084 billion Wolfcubsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Lair. The average income tax rate is 80%. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Wolves with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, and the government is spending billions of taxpayer cubs to support the Arms Manufacturing industry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfcubs's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Circle of the Wolf, and its currency is the cub.

Wolfcubs is ranked 4th in Eggplant City and 32,512th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.749 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Wolfcubs was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Wolfcubs was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • 6 days ago: Wolfcubs fell out of the world Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, the government is spending billions of taxpayer cubs to support the Arms Manufacturing industry.
  • 23 days ago: Wolfcubs fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.
  • 30 days ago: Wolfcubs's influence in Eggplant City fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • 30 days ago: Wolfcubs's influence in Eggplant City rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • 31 days ago: Wolfcubs's influence in Eggplant City rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.

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