The Long Lost Lair of
Father Knows Best State
Let the wolf go!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Long Lost Lair of Wolfcubs is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by 'Lone Wolf' Richards with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.366 billion Wolfcubsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Lair. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfcubsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,136 trillion cubs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 121,390 cubs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfcubs's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Circle of the Wolf.

Wolfcubs is ranked 10th in Futaba Aoi and 117,247th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -338 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan.
  • : Wolfcubs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean.
  • : Wolfcubs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.

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