The Long Lost Lair of
Father Knows Best State
Let the wolf go!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Long Lost Lair of Wolfcubs is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by 'Lone Wolf' Richards with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.43 billion Wolfcubsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Lair. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfcubsian economy, worth 962 trillion cubs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 114,202 cubs, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, army rations are served on silver platters, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfcubs's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Circle of the Wolf.

Wolfcubs is ranked 3rd in Futaba Aoi and 22,431st in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, army rations are served on silver platters.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Wolfcubs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned wolfball fields.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Wolfcubs, government spending has hit an all-time low.

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