The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
E pluribus unum
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Federal Republic of Winklebottom is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.22 billion Winklebottomians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Industry, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winkopolis. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Winklebottomian economy, worth a remarkable 2,056 trillion Winks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,057 Winks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime is totally unknown. Winklebottom's national animal is the Rook, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Winklebottom is ranked 3rd in the Pacific and 98th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 496.08 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Winklebottom, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • 15 hours ago: Winklebottom was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 hours ago: Winklebottom was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Winklebottom, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Winklebottom, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Winklebottom, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Winklebottom, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Winklebottom, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Rookball fields.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Winklebottom, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Winklebottom, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.

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