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The Federal Republic of Winklebottom

“E pluribus unum”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific


The Federal Republic of Winklebottom is a massive, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 1.64 billion Winklebottomians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Welfare and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winkopolis. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Winklebottom is building an army to protect its overseas territories, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is totally unknown. Winklebottom's national animal is the Rook, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Wink.

Winklebottom is ranked 4,090th in the Pacific and 114,701st in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Winklebottom is currently researching a cure.

People: 1,640,327,673

Zombies: 0

Dead: 6,677,047,200

Survival Rate: 19.72%

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