The Federal Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
E pluribus unum
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Federal Republic of Winklebottom is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.041 billion Winklebottomians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Industry, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winkopolis. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Winklebottomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,997 trillion Winks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 220,897 Winks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, and the WBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays. Crime is totally unknown. Winklebottom's national animal is the Rook, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Winklebottom is ranked 4,702nd in the Pacific and 121,774th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -312 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Winklebottom, the WBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Winklebottom, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Winklebottom, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Winklebottom, the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Winklebottom, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Winklebottom, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Winklebottom, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Winklebottom, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Winklebottom, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Winklebottom, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.

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