Most Compassionate Citizens: 58th Nicest Citizens: 59th Largest Publishing Industry: 76th
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The Federal Republic of Winklebottom is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.136 billion Winktonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winkopolis. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Winklebottomian economy, worth a remarkable 2,539 trillion Winks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 209,277 Winks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers. Crime is totally unknown. Winklebottom's national animal is the Rook, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Winklebottom is ranked 3,841st in the world and 76th in the Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 209,277.65 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 58thNicest Citizens: 59thLargest Publishing Industry: 76thLeast Corrupt Governments: 79thMost Cheerful Citizens: 125thMost Inclusive: 127thMost Pacifist: 141stMost Rebellious Youth: 239thHealthiest Citizens: 246thMost Secular: 359thMost Developed: 383rdSafest: 505thSmartest Citizens: 555thMost Cultured: 595thLongest Average Lifespans: 893rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,053rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,292ndTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,812thMost Stationary: 1,916thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,013thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,504thHighest Economic Output: 2,856thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,516thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,532ndLargest Governments: 3,737thHighest Average Incomes: 3,841stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,117thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,479thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,977thMost Politically Free: 6,284thMost Influential: 6,458thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,704thLowest Crime Rates: 7,229thLargest Populations: 8,230thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,473rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,140thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,520thNudest: 12,686thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,765thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,414th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 38th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 48th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 73rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 76th in the regionLargest Governments: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 84th in the regionMost Influential: 89th in the regionLargest Populations: 90th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 121st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 155th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 170th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 196th in the regionMost Politically Free: 202nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 217th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 247th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 272nd in the regionNudest: 362nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 369th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 465th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 620th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 790th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Winklebottom, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • : Winklebottom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Winklebottom, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Winklebottom, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Winklebottom, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Winklebottom, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Winklebottom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Winklebottom, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Winklebottom, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Winkopolis Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Winklebottom, all footpaths have tollbooths.

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