The United Imperial Empire of
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The United Imperial Empire of Wind Union is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Eva Drudge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 12.57 billion Wind Unionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reaper. The average income tax rate is 69.7%.

The very strong Wind Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,005 trillion Wind Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,952 Wind Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wind Union's national animal is the Wind Crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christanity.

Wind Union is ranked 1st in The Alliance of Grand Powers and 125,910th in the world for Nudest, with 56 Cheeks per Square Mile.

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