The United Imperial Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Come with us we will show you the meaning of fear
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The United Imperial Empire of Wind Union is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Eva Drudge with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.995 billion Wind Unionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reaper. The average income tax rate is 69.7%.

The very strong Wind Unionian economy, worth 879 trillion Wind Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,952 Wind Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wind Union's national animal is the Wind Crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christanity.

Wind Union is ranked 1,537th in Osiris and 33,810th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 5 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

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