Best Weather: 3,210th Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,589th Nicest Citizens: 5,018th
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The Republic of Wilfred Test is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Peter Arnold with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.546 billion Archerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Archer's City. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Archerian economy, worth 376 trillion Quirkes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,566 Quirkes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, airport security is provided by private companies, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, and the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wilfred Test's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wilfred Test is ranked 91,002nd in the world and 121st in European Union for Most Primitive, scoring -76.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Best Weather: 3,210thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,589thNicest Citizens: 5,018thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,679thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,972ndMost Pacifist: 6,158thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,542ndTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 7,696thHealthiest Citizens: 8,126thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,003rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,154thLargest Populations: 9,167thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,687thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,580thMost Cultured: 14,337th
Best Weather: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the region

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