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The American Confederate States of Whitelake

“Deo Vindice! Under God, Our Vindicator!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The American Confederate States of Whitelake is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Peter Eaglecastle with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.268 billion Whitelakeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Information Technology and Retail.

Residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whitelake's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Roman Catholic Christianity, and its currency is the Dollar.

Whitelake is ranked 24th in Balder and 663rd in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 414.5 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Whitelake, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
  • 20 hours ago: Whitelake was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Whitelake, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Whitelake, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Whitelake, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Whitelake, only the wealthy vote.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Whitelake, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Hawk Lasagne is a hit.
  • 6 days ago: Whitelake was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
  • 7 days ago: Whitelake was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 7 days ago: Whitelake was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".

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