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The Weird World of White Devils

“Your pain is our pleasure”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Weird World of White Devils is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.168 billion devils are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sglrszk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.8%.

The thriving White Devilsian economy, worth 250 trillion sharpened rakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,189 sharpened rakes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,932 per year while the poor average 18,517, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, billions of sharpened rakes are being blown on orbital weapons development, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts, and it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. White Devils's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Saint Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast.

White Devils is ranked 1,228th in the Rejected Realms and 57,037th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 3 days 7 hours ago: White Devils fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 10 days ago: White Devils was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Avoided (last census: Top 10%).
  • 12 days ago: White Devils was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 15 days ago: White Devils relocated from The Communist Region to The Rejected Realms.
  • 15 days ago: White Devils was ejected and banned from The Communist Region by The Socialist Worker's Union of New CSSR.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in White Devils, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in White Devils, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in White Devils, billions of sharpened rakes are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in White Devils, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in White Devils, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Great White Shark Lasagne is a hit.

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by Max Barry

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