The Free Land of
Capitalizt
Don't just stare at it - eat it
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Free Land of Whippity-Tippity is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Joshua Mallon with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.562 billion Whippity-Tippityians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Whippity-Tippityian economy, worth 853 trillion Mullats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 187,028 Mullats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 579,270 per year while the poor average 46,524, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Billions of Mullats are being blown on orbital weapons development, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime is totally unknown. Whippity-Tippity's national animal is the Qwop, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Whippity-Tippity is ranked 217th in Osiris and 7,131st in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 114 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 5 hours ago: Whippity-Tippity was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Whippity-Tippity was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 5 days ago: Whippity-Tippity was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 6 days ago: Whippity-Tippity was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Pro-Market.
  • 10 days ago: Whippity-Tippity was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 10%).
  • 10 days ago: Whippity-Tippity was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 11 days ago: Whippity-Tippity was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 12 days ago: Whippity-Tippity was refounded in Osiris.
  • 2 years 343 days ago: Whippity-Tippity ceased to exist.
  • 2 years 354 days ago: Whippity-Tippity was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided (last census: Top 5%).

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