Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd Most Secular: 7th Largest Publishing Industry: 28th
The Kingdom of
New York Times Democracy
Cry Havoc And Let Slip The Dogs of War
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Kingdom of Whims is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 29.494 billion Whimsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whims City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Whimsian economy, worth an astonishing 11,975 trillion Wirrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 406,038 Wirrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, almost all of Whims's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, and Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Whims's national animal is the Waterbear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Whims is ranked 118th in the world and 1st in Asia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 272,487.81 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2ndMost Secular: 7thLargest Publishing Industry: 28thLeast Corrupt Governments: 29thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 31stMost Developed: 38thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 38thLongest Average Lifespans: 97thBest Weather: 106thHighest Poor Incomes: 118thLargest Populations: 120thHighest Economic Output: 127thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 140thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 144thHealthiest Citizens: 164thSmartest Citizens: 175thMost Beautiful Environments: 178thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 252ndLargest Retail Industry: 265thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 310thHighest Average Incomes: 375thRudest Citizens: 453rdMost Cultured: 463rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 828thSafest: 852ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,184thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,200thMost Stationary: 1,366thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,652ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,805thMost Influential: 5,281stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,459thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,955thMost Inclusive: 10,537thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,091st
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Whims, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, almost all of Whims's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, vacationing hippies and old ladies are regularly jailed for bringing back contraband basketry.
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.

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