The Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Cry Havoc And Let Slip The Dogs of War
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Kingdom of Whims is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 28.326 billion Whimsians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whims City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Whimsian economy, worth an astonishing 11,605 trillion Wirrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 409,695 Wirrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Whimsian Liberator", a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Whims's national animal is the Waterbear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Whims is ranked 26th in Asia and 24,610th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 99.813 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Whims, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Whimsian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor.
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Whims, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • : Whims was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: #1).
  • : Whims was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".

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