The Kingdom of
New York Times Democracy
Cry Havoc And Let Slip The Dogs of War
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

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The Kingdom of Whims is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 26.443 billion Whimsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whims City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Whimsian economy, worth an astonishing 10,138 trillion Wirrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 383,397 Wirrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, people caught mistreating Whims's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Waterbearball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Whims's national animal is the Waterbear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Whims is ranked 1st in Asia and 12th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 916.56 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 50 minutes ago

  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Whims was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Whims fell out of the regional Top 5% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Whims, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Waterbearball fields.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Whims, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Whims, people caught mistreating Whims's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Whims was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Whims was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Whims, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Whims, Whims is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Whims, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.

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