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The People's Republic of Wheres Wally

“There he is!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Found

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The People's Republic of Wheres Wally is a colossal, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.236 billion Wheres Wallyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Commerce, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wheres Wally City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wheres Wally's national animal is the Woof, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Scroll.

Wheres Wally is ranked 1st in Found and 1,572nd in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 252.399 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 14 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Wally, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • 14 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Wally, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • 14 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Wally, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • 14 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Wally, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Wally, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Wally, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Wally, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Wally, unemployed butchers line the streets.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Wally, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Wally, a government program is underway to revitalize Wheres Wally's beaches.

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