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The People's Republic of Wheres Wally

“There he is!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Found

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The People's Republic of Wheres Wally is a colossal, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.55 billion Wheres Wallyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Commerce, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wheres Wally City. The average income tax rate is 3%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Tourism and Soda Sales.

The Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wheres Wally's national animal is the Woof, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Scroll.

Wheres Wally is ranked 1st in Found and 108,014th in the world for Best Weather, with -258 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Wally, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Wheres Wally was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 10%).
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Wheres Wally was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Wally, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Wally, bloodthirsty zealots regularly participate in the Friday Night Stoning of Adulterers.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Wally, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Wally, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Wally, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Wally, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Wally, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.

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