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The People's Republic of Wheres Waldo

“There he is!”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Wambo Confederation

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The People's Republic of Wheres Waldo is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.011 billion Wheres Waldoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wheres Waldo City. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing.

Airport security is provided by private companies, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, online tourism reviews of Wheres Waldo are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, and women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job. Crime is totally unknown. Wheres Waldo's national animal is the Woof, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Scroll.

Wheres Waldo is ranked 1st in Wambo Confederation and 732nd in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 166 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Waldo, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Waldo, online tourism reviews of Wheres Waldo are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • 2 days ago: Wheres Waldo was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Waldo, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Waldo, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Waldo, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Waldo, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Waldo, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Wheres Waldo, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • 27 days ago: Wheres Waldo was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".

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by Max Barry

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