The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by ADemocraticallyElectedDictator with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 17.116 billion Whereisthatistanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rollercoaster Land and Gun Range. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Whereisthatistanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,418 trillion Kalashnikovs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 433,442 Kalashnikovs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
Commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction, and the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Whereisthatistan's national animal is the Opossum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Whereisthatistan was endorsed by The Preppy Kids of Dolphis.
- : Whereisthatistan was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Corporate Bordello".
- : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking.
- : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction.
- : Whereisthatistan endorsed The Communist-Republican Empire of Cinnibar.
- : Whereisthatistan endorsed The Dictatorship of TheDoges.
- : Whereisthatistan was endorsed by The Dictatorship of TheDoges.
- : Whereisthatistan was endorsed by The Communist-Republican Empire of Cinnibar.
- : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries.
- : Whereisthatistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
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