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The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan

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Category: Corporate Bordello
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific


The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by ADemocraticallyElectedDictator with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 14.743 billion Whereisthatistanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rollercoaster Land and Gun Range. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Tourism.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, and all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Whereisthatistan's national animal is the Opossum, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Kalashnikov.

Whereisthatistan is ranked 3,926th in The North Pacific and 108,633rd in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring -26 on the Enoch Index.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 48 minutes ago


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