Rudest Citizens: 23rd Most Armed: 34th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34th
The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of
Corporate Bordello
Terra Incognita
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by ADemocraticallyElectedDictator with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.606 billion Whereisthatistanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rollercoaster Land and Gun Range. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Whereisthatistanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,201 trillion Kalashnikovs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 440,794 Kalashnikovs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings, the children of Whereisthatistan are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Whereisthatistan's national animal is the Opossum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Whereisthatistan is ranked 187,370th in the world and 11,064th in The North Pacific for Best Weather, with -353 Meters Of Sunlight.

Rudest Citizens: 23rdMost Armed: 34thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thMost Scientifically Advanced: 44thHighest Crime Rates: 61stLargest Information Technology Sector: 68thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 72ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 91stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 102ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 103rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 211thMost Influential: 225thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 237thHighest Average Incomes: 237thLargest Retail Industry: 280thLargest Gambling Industry: 286thFattest Citizens: 290thHighest Economic Output: 299thMost Efficient Economies: 342ndHighest Poor Incomes: 389thMost Cultured: 476thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 537thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 631stMost Stationary: 635thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 851stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,038thMost Secular: 1,072ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,132ndSmartest Citizens: 1,357thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,373rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,823rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,831stTop
Most Avoided: 2,424thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,579thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,621stLargest Populations: 3,578thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,256thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,601stLargest Black Market: 5,439thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,278thLargest Mining Sector: 8,502ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,692ndTop
Highest Drug Use: 12,258thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,799th
Most Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 37th in the regionMost Secular: 39th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionLargest Populations: 48th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionMost Avoided: 53rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 56th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 59th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 72nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 75th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 77th in the regionLargest Black Market: 82nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 111th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 116th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 185th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 232nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 233rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 354th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 516th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 1,017th in the regionNudest: 1,060th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening.
  • : Whereisthatistan was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, the children of Whereisthatistan are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings.
  • : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Whereisthatistan endorsed The Republic of DNSD13.
  • : Whereisthatistan was endorsed by The Republic of DNSD13.
  • : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.


World Assembly

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