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The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan

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Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by ADemocraticallyElectedDictator with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 14.778 billion Whereisthatistanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rollercoaster Land and Gun Range. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Tourism.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Whereisthatistan's national animal is the Opossum, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Kalashnikov.

Whereisthatistan is ranked 3rd in The North Pacific and 190th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 20 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Whereisthatistan was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Whereisthatistan was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Anarchy".
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Whereisthatistan endorsed The Free Land of Save All the Animals.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Whereisthatistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 173 » Groovistan, Yaorozu, Anarcosyndiclic Peons, Velon, Span, Fengate, Herzliyya, Novare Res, Impenyer, Elevation, Oneofakynd, Espana Japones, Zzzaaa, Grosseschnauzer, Pasargad, Mk Steele, Ascenon, Great Bights Mum, Agramer, Former English Colony, Ischaemia, Andromeda Islands, Selfgradatude, Blackshear41, Calamazo, Eglise Sainte Eve, Bothia, BrightFutures, Drewsenshireton, Zertazee, Newfatland, Orbanik, Unimaginable Doom, God n Country n Byron, Jefffliu, Democatic Donkeys, New haven america, Cantalupo, Esponnise, Caish Empire, Q w e r t y, Dystopic Utopia, Renetopia, Miradya Federation, My Utopian World, Nintendolande, Venezuelia, New Greasbyland, Ryanlandania, Pluxlups, and 123 others.Boggovia, Freedom is, Democratic Republic of England, Scumshire, Camarthen, Abs123, Macworld, McMasterdonia, Tragedia, Rukonia, Tintarios, Brutobropia, Mandexia, Finely Unionized Network, HMS Unicorn, Zeroxis, Thatchertropolis, Olvern, Ator People, Alunya, Framhaven, Rychburn, 007James Bond, Kiwitaicho, Sheldanada, Arcadiom, Rugged, Bocunti, TranSaulvania, Tian-Long, Freiheiten, Korvland, Maverick Nation, Zixar, Lunar Felicem, Thlaesia, Falapatorius, Holywarriors, The Everlasting Starlights, New Delmarva, Fabio Hux, Surachi, Elephantistan, The Teddy, BarnesWB, Isles Of Beauty And Brains, Francovania, Asian Union Pact, Nphyx, Fourth, Republic of Astana, Mewlandia, Absolutam, Effa, Karazan, Isimud, Sufcok, Turangalila, Boadiccea, Amatsukami, Pondcliff, Battle City, Dzhumabaev, Proov583, EVOLUTION786, New hydra and canceron, THEseaBOA, Stormfield, Starlantis, Ixorb, Jediahlonia, Mel Senshir, Blaktovia, Gravidia, Latiko, Magonia, New Absurdistan, Sauselandia, Grosscolumbia, Campoopoo, Goonerland19, Kitabo, Eumbner, Giancarlo, Maldovania, Kirie, NabMex, Nutellandia, New Delvia, Calgacia, Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms, Kmsxkuse, Nouis Remackolbis, Orbos, Butter Milk, The Goat Tower, Abacathea, Varovanjov, Deutheland, United Kingdom of Great Lionheart, Axari, Lokarth, United States of Mukilteo, Pacific Borderlands, Oilgarchy, Imperium Magna Graecia, Kimbaland, Mary Jayonia, Lionia, Austro-Hungarian federation, Holy Harris, Minorus cellus, The Myre Isles, Karat, Patriotic Slavian Territories, United Aonland, Montegan, Loneguy, Usdi Waya, Mingula, Republic of Destiny, Ioannesia, and Farmers Republic of the Great Plains.

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