The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by ADemocraticallyElectedDictator with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.606 billion Whereisthatistanians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rollercoaster Land and Gun Range. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Whereisthatistanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,201 trillion Kalashnikovs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 440,794 Kalashnikovs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings, the children of Whereisthatistan are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Whereisthatistan's national animal is the Opossum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening.
- : Whereisthatistan was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Corporate Bordello".
- : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, the children of Whereisthatistan are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
- : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings.
- : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
- : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
- : Whereisthatistan endorsed The Republic of DNSD13.
- : Whereisthatistan was endorsed by The Republic of DNSD13.
- : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- : Following new legislation in Whereisthatistan, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
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