Most Armed: 32nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34th Rudest Citizens: 38th
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The Anarcho-Capitalist Ogre Fans of Whereisthatistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by ADemocraticallyElectedDictator with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 19.634 billion Whereisthatistanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rollercoaster Land and Gun Range. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Whereisthatistanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,780 trillion Kalashnikovs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 447,204 Kalashnikovs, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

ADemocraticallyElectedDictator's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Whereisthatistan's national animal is the Opossum, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Whereisthatistan is ranked 103,868th in the world and 9,045th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 57.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Armed: 32ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thRudest Citizens: 38thMost Scientifically Advanced: 44thHighest Crime Rates: 55thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 71stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 79thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 89thLargest Information Technology Sector: 92ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 114thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 212thFattest Citizens: 226thHighest Average Incomes: 238thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 254thMost Influential: 265thLargest Gambling Industry: 279thHighest Economic Output: 285thLargest Retail Industry: 288thMost Efficient Economies: 326thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 498thMost Cultured: 602ndMost Stationary: 603rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 757thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,125thMost Secular: 1,127thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,131stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,393rdSmartest Citizens: 1,525thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,535thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,886thTop
Most Avoided: 2,101stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,301stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,678thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,681stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,230thLargest Populations: 3,450thLargest Black Market: 5,179thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,214thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,291stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,214thLargest Mining Sector: 7,457thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 9,813thHighest Drug Use: 9,969thNudest: 13,695th
Most Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 37th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Secular: 46th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Avoided: 59th in the regionMost Influential: 66th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 67th in the regionLargest Black Market: 83rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 106th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 109th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 110th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 111th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 176th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 197th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 225th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 376th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 468th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 599th in the regionNudest: 630th in the region

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