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The Perpetually Confused State of Whatia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dave with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.137 billion Whatians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nessaypah. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Whatian economy, worth a remarkable 5,509 trillion cheap bottles of wine a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 238,107 cheap bottles of wine, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and Dave's mistress is the belle at many state balls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whatia's national animal is the picnic table bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Whatia is ranked 1,297th in The Communist Bloc and 142,525th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -90 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

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