The Perpetually Confused State of
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The Perpetually Confused State of Whatia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dave with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.554 billion Whatians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nessaypah. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Whatian economy, worth a remarkable 5,584 trillion cheap bottles of wine a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,076 cheap bottles of wine, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, Dave's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whatia's national animal is the picnic table bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Whatia is ranked 96th in The Communist Bloc and 14,407th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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