The Perpetually Confused State of
Civil Rights Lovefest
To each according to... I don't remember the rest
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Perpetually Confused State of Whatia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dave with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.965 billion Whatians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nessaypah. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Whatian economy, worth a remarkable 5,468 trillion cheap bottles of wine a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 238,107 cheap bottles of wine, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whatia's national animal is the picnic table bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Whatia is ranked 1,103rd in The Communist Bloc and 138,884th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -334 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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