The Perpetually Confused State of Whatia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dave with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.711 billion Whatians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nessaypah. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Whatian economy, worth a remarkable 5,620 trillion cheap bottles of wine a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,043 cheap bottles of wine, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, Dave's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whatia's national animal is the picnic table bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Whatia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of EvilUSSR.
- : Whatia was endorsed by The Khanate of Kara-Khitai.
- : Whatia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Whatia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Rawia.
- : Whatia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Luftetia.
- : Whatia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of New Philipdelphia.
- : Whatia was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Populations.
- : Whatia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Yvotskinesia.
- : Whatia was endorsed by The Free United Republic of Syndikat.
- : Whatia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nudest.
Endorsements Received: 36 » Westnesia, Communist-Union, NoFrellsGiven, Mittenstan, Egalitarian Calcova, The Completly Oppressive States, Caracasus, Hibitus, Qygen-Koban, The Greater Pacific Northwest, Geminica, Hipstanea, Areinnye, Sheppard, Loce, Pictonia, Scrantonicity, United Coaxial, Equalitatem, Fogrose, Cobrastin, Baby Onde, Theophilon, Republica Socialista Atleticana, Azania, Comrade Hayden, Keatzland, Anarhic Morrowind, Jah Paradise, Marxaleninska, Syndikat, Yvotskinesia, New Philipdelphia, Rawia, Kara-Khitai, and EvilUSSR.