The Perpetually Confused State of
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The Perpetually Confused State of Whatia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dave with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.711 billion Whatians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nessaypah. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Whatian economy, worth a remarkable 5,620 trillion cheap bottles of wine a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,043 cheap bottles of wine, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, Dave's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whatia's national animal is the picnic table bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Whatia is ranked 3rd in The Communist Bloc and 305th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring 37 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

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