“Conformity - jailer of freedom, enemy of growth”
|Category: Corrupt Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: 10000 Islands
The Qualified Provinces of Western Zweiback is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Buck LeChat with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 4.204 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Yam. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school. Crime is totally unknown. Western Zweiback's national animal is the Zweibath Whooping Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Harpo Marxism, and its currency is the Yambuck.
Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 15 hours ago
- 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Western Zweiback, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
- 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Western Zweiback, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Western Zweiback, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
- 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Western Zweiback, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
- 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Western Zweiback, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
- 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Western Zweiback, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
- 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Western Zweiback, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
- 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Western Zweiback, the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office.
- 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Western Zweiback, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
- 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Western Zweiback, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
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