The United Cities of
Capitalist Paradise
Occam must have had a big beard.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The United Cities of Western Borderlands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cerinivan Klomin with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.875 billion borderlandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Bridge. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.0%.

The frighteningly efficient borderlandian economy, worth 473 trillion Lonis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 122,279 Lonis, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Loni battlesuits, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Western Borderlands's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Western Borderlands is ranked 68th in Atlantian Oceania and 107,057th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -136 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 36 minutes ago

  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Western Borderlands was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 12 days ago: Western Borderlands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken.
  • 13 days ago: Western Borderlands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 days ago: Western Borderlands fell out of the world Top 5% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 15 days ago: Western Borderlands fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 18 days ago: Western Borderlands fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 18 days ago: Western Borderlands fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 25 days ago: Western Borderlands fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in Western Borderlands, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • 34 days ago: Western Borderlands fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

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