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The TWP Puppet Mercenary Colonel of West Brightonburg is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.534 billion West Brightonburgians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 22.3%.

The powerhouse West Brightonburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,084 trillion Gold Dollars a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 52,823 Gold Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, the right to a fair trial was recently abolished for reasons of convenience, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. West Brightonburg's national animal is the Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Beerism.

West Brightonburg is ranked 6,495th in the West Pacific and 117,095th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -8 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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