The Puppet of Colonel BB of
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Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Puppet of Colonel BB of West Brightonburg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.688 billion West Brightonburgians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 16.4%.

The powerhouse West Brightonburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion Gold Dollars a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 51,955 Gold Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. West Brightonburg's national animal is the Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Beerism.

West Brightonburg is ranked 598th in the West Pacific and 16,105th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 38 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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