Largest Populations: 1,954th Largest Black Market: 4,401st Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,406th
The OBI Mercenary Colonel of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Have payment will travel
Order Grand Master
Regional Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The OBI Mercenary Colonel of West Brightonburg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Order Grand Master with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.039 billion West Brightonburgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West Brightonburg City. The average income tax rate is 30.3%.

The powerhouse West Brightonburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,481 trillion Puppets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 64,301 Puppets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, and the government covers the basic health care of its citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. West Brightonburg's national animal is the Giant three headed Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Necromongerism.

West Brightonburg is ranked 164,795th in the world and 7,747th in the West Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 19.44 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Populations: 1,954thLargest Black Market: 4,401stMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,406thHighest Economic Output: 6,038thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,204thMost Primitive: 8,261stTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,431stMost Devout: 11,443rdMost Conservative: 16,397thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,070thMost Avoided: 17,127th
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Largest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 77th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 113th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 130th in the regionMost Devout: 225th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 234th in the regionMost Primitive: 289th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 308th in the regionMost Stationary: 348th in the regionMost Avoided: 399th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 486th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 527th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 613th in the regionMost Influential: 620th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 672nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 692nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 698th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 728th in the regionMost Conservative: 743rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 799th in the region

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