The Universal Dictatorship of West-East Korea is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Gorbachev with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 4.788 billion West-Easterners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ghost Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.1%.

The strong West-East Korean economy, worth 337 trillion Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,584 Monies, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

There's a bright dawn ahead for West-East Korea, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, and the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West-East Korea's national animal is the Kim Jung Un, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

West-East Korea is ranked 65,357^th in the world and 3,903^rd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.8 law-abiding acts per hour.