Population | 44.848 billion |
Capital | Werebears City |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | groat |
Animal | Salmon |
The Republic of Werebears is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 44.848 billion Werebearsians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Werebears City. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Werebearsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,674 trillion groats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,827 groats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Visiting the best Werebearsian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, the death penalty has been reintroduced, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Werebears's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Werebears is ranked 3,257th in the world and 103rd in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 127.67 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Werebears, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
- : Following new legislation in Werebears, the death penalty has been reintroduced.
- : Following new legislation in Werebears, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
- : Following new legislation in Werebears, visiting the best Werebearsian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Werebears was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Werebears, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in Werebears, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
- : Following new legislation in Werebears, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails.
- : Following new legislation in Werebears, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned.
- : Following new legislation in Werebears, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.