The Immortal Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Use It Or Lose It
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Immortal Kingdom of Weimania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Schlechtnacht with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.047 billion Weimans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weimanhelm. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Weiman economy, worth a remarkable 2,307 trillion Moolas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 208,884 Moolas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Weimania is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and the nation leads Atlantian Oceania in per capita stalking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Weimania's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Weimania is ranked 75th in Atlantian Oceania and 102,884th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -245 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Weimania fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Weimania, the nation leads Atlantian Oceania in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Weimania, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Weimania, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • : Following new legislation in Weimania, Weimania is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Weimania, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • : Following new legislation in Weimania, Weimania successfully hosted the Atlantian Oceania Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Weimania, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Weimania, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Weimania fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.

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