The Immortal Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Use It Or Lose It
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Immortal Kingdom of Weimania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Schlechtnacht with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.627 billion Weimans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weimanhelm. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Weiman economy, worth a remarkable 2,171 trillion Moolas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 204,298 Moolas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, tax rises are attributed to divine will, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, and Rattlesnake is one of the most popular forenames in Weimania. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Weimania's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Weimania is ranked 74th in Atlantian Oceania and 135,452nd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -29 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 12 hours ago

  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Weimania, Rattlesnake is one of the most popular forenames in Weimania.
  • 12 days ago: Weimania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 12 days ago: Weimania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 15 days ago: Weimania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 21 days ago: Weimania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 25 days ago: Weimania fell out of the world Top 10% for Safest.
  • 25 days ago: Weimania fell out of the regional Top 10% for Safest.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Weimania, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Weimania, tax rises are attributed to divine will.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in Weimania, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.

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