The Immortal Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Use It Or Lose It
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Immortal Kingdom of Weimania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Schlechtnacht with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.23 billion Weimans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weimanhelm. The average income tax rate is 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Weiman economy, worth a remarkable 2,348 trillion Moolas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 209,157 Moolas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation leads Atlantian Oceania in per capita stalking, Rattlesnake is one of the most popular forenames in Weimania, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Weimania's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Weimania is ranked 70th in Atlantian Oceania and 80,674th in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 42 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Weimania, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Weimania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Weimania, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • : Weimania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Weimania fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Weimania, Rattlesnake is one of the most popular forenames in Weimania.
  • : Weimania fell out of the world Top 10% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • : Weimania fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Weimania, the nation leads Atlantian Oceania in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Weimania, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.

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