The Immortal Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Use It Or Lose It
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Immortal Kingdom of Weimania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Schlechtnacht with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.15 billion Weimans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weimanhelm. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Weiman economy, worth a remarkable 2,074 trillion Moolas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 204,375 Moolas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Weimania's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Weimania is ranked 24th in Atlantian Oceania and 32,929th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -20 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 5 days ago: Weimania fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Weimania, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Weimania, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • 10 days ago: Weimania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 12 days ago: Weimania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 10%).
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Weimania, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Weimania, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Weimania, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • 18 days ago: Weimania lodged a message on the Atlantian Oceania Regional Message Board.
  • 18 days ago: Weimania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 5%).

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