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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Monkey Island

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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its national health service. The compassionate, intelligent population of 25.084 billion Wedontcareans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is giving peace a chance, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Wedontcare's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pot.

Wedontcare is ranked 52nd in Monkey Island and 112,331st in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -612 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Wedontcare fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • 9 days ago: Wedontcare was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, Wedontcare City spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, Wedontcare's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.

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