The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of
Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence
Enforcer
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.579 billion Wedontcareans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Wedontcarean economy, worth 742 trillion pots a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,923 pots, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and the art of conversation has been rediscovered. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wedontcare's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wedontcare is ranked 1st in Monkey Island and 10th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring 78 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Wedontcare was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 7 days ago: Wedontcare's influence in Monkey Island rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • 10 days ago: Wedontcare was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • 10 days ago: Wedontcare was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Inclusive.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 34 days ago: Wedontcare was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".

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