The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of
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Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.355 billion Wedontcareans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Wedontcarean economy, worth 735 trillion pots a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,905 pots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned slothball fields, and recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wedontcare's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wedontcare is ranked 52nd in Monkey Island and 146,837th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -2,552 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 days ago

  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Wedontcare was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 1%).
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Wedontcare's influence in Monkey Island fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned slothball fields.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, government officials across Wedontcare are being "encouraged" to adopt sloths to set an example for the populace.
  • 27 days ago: Wedontcare fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • 27 days ago: Wedontcare was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Income Equality (last census: Top 5%).
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.

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