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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare

“We hate censorship of mottos...”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Political Freedoms:
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Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Monkey Island


The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 25.143 billion Wedontcareans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business subsidies are discontinued, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime is totally unknown. Wedontcare's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pot.

Wedontcare is ranked 57th in Monkey Island and 115,213th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -66 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Wedontcare is currently researching a cure.

People: 25,142,946,657

Zombies: 0

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