The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.018 billion Wedontcareans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Wedontcarean economy, worth 726 trillion pots a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,911 pots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wedontcare's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wedontcare is ranked 52nd in Monkey Island and 144,329th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -16 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 12 hours ago

  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, artists are pillars of society.
  • 23 days ago: Wedontcare was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

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