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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare

“We hate censorship of mottos...”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Monkey Island

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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate, intelligent population of 24.759 billion Wedontcareans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Wedontcare's radio stations, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown. Wedontcare's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pot.

Wedontcare is ranked 1st in Monkey Island and 166th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 229 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Wedontcare's radio stations.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, Wedontcare's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, all industry is owned and run by the government.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, genetic researchers have been expelled.

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