The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of
Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.877 billion Wedontcareans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Wedontcarean economy, worth 721 trillion pots a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,874 pots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, the nation leads Monkey Island in per capita stalking, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wedontcare's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wedontcare is ranked 59th in Monkey Island and 126,271st in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -68 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Wedontcare was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the nation leads Monkey Island in per capita stalking.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat.
  • 14 days ago: Wedontcare was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 14 days ago: Wedontcare was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.

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