The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.142 billion Wedontcareans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Wedontcarean economy, worth 729 trillion pots a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,915 pots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, the government is avowedly secular, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wedontcare's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wedontcare is ranked 47th in Monkey Island and 121,929th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 34 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the government is avowedly secular.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • 9 days ago: Wedontcare fell out of the world Top 5% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 9 days ago: Wedontcare fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 20 days ago: Wedontcare was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 1%).
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.

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