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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare

“We hate censorship of mottos...”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Monkey Island

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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its strong anti-business policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 25.102 billion Wedontcareans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, the nation leads Monkey Island in per capita stalking, a government program is underway to revitalize Wedontcare's beaches, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown. Wedontcare's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pot.

Wedontcare is ranked 1st in Monkey Island and 3rd in the world for Best Weather, with 4,418 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, a government program is underway to revitalize Wedontcare's beaches.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the nation leads Monkey Island in per capita stalking.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • 13 days ago: Wedontcare fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • 13 days ago: Wedontcare was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.

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