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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare

“We hate censorship of mottos...”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Monkey Island

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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its national health service. The compassionate, intelligent population of 24.593 billion Wedontcareans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician, Wedontcare is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister. Crime is totally unknown. Wedontcare's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pot.

Wedontcare is ranked 46th in Monkey Island and 112,180th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -61 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, Wedontcare is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.

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