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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare

“We hate censorship of mottos...”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Monkey Island

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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, intelligent population of 24.906 billion Wedontcareans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Wedontcare recently decided against having a capital city, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown. Wedontcare's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pot.

Wedontcare is ranked 1st in Monkey Island and 32nd in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,142 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Wedontcare was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, Wedontcare recently decided against having a capital city.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, workers have seized control of the economy.
  • 17 days ago: Wedontcare was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Wedontcare's radio stations.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.

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