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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare

“We hate censorship of mottos...”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Monkey Island

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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 23.972 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and the art of conversation has been rediscovered. Crime is totally unknown. Wedontcare's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pot.

Wedontcare is ranked 31st in Monkey Island and 122,913th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -19,395.5 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 12 hours ago

  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 4 days ago: Wedontcare was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 10%).

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