Location: Monkey Island

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 22.011 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime is totally unknown. Wedontcare's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pot.

Wedontcare is ranked 1st in Monkey Island and 19th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 93 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and