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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare

“We hate censorship of mottos...”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Monkey Island

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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 24 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and Sloth is one of the most popular forenames in Wedontcare. Crime is totally unknown. Wedontcare's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pot.

Wedontcare is ranked 32nd in Monkey Island and 122,674th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -36 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, Sloth is one of the most popular forenames in Wedontcare.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Wedontcare was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, citizens select which government department gets their income tax pots each year.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.

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