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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare

“We hate censorship of mottos...”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Monkey Island

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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, intelligent population of 25.448 billion Wedontcareans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed. Crime is totally unknown. Wedontcare's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pot.

Wedontcare is ranked 1st in Monkey Island and 55th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 327 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago

  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Wedontcare's influence in Monkey Island rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • 4 days ago: Wedontcare's influence in Monkey Island fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Dealmaker".
  • 8 days ago: Wedontcare's influence in Monkey Island fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • 11 days ago: Wedontcare's influence in Monkey Island rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • 17 days ago: Wedontcare was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights (last census: Top 5%).
  • 17 days ago: Wedontcare fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

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