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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare

“We hate censorship of mottos...”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Monkey Island

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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.658 billion Wedontcareans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Wedontcarean economy, worth 714 trillion pots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 27,831 pots, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and there is a dearth of space for new houses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wedontcare's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wedontcare is ranked 40th in Monkey Island and 97,336th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.043 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 15 hours ago: Wedontcare's influence in Monkey Island fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the government is avowedly atheist.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.

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