The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of
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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, lack of airports, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.736 billion Wedontcareans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Wedontcarean economy, worth 746 trillion pots a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,923 pots, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and the art of conversation has been rediscovered. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wedontcare's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wedontcare is ranked 1st in Monkey Island and 4th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 13,117 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

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