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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare

“We hate censorship of mottos...”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: Monkey Island

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The Uber Wicked Pfloepp Stoners of Wedontcare is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 25.281 billion Wedontcareans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime is totally unknown. Wedontcare's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pot.

Wedontcare is ranked 1st in Monkey Island and 737th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 432 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 19 days ago: Wedontcare's influence in Monkey Island rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • 20 days ago: Wedontcare's influence in Monkey Island fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • 21 days ago: Wedontcare's influence in Monkey Island rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Wedontcare, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.

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