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The Hiney of Watch-dog

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Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: The United Socialist Nations

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

The Hiney of Watch-dog is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws. Its compassionate population of 13.886 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of the Environment, with areas such as Defence and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

All weapon research has been banned, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Watch-dog's national animal is the dollar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the monkey.

Watch-dog is ranked 9th in the region and 55,012th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago