Largest Agricultural Sector: 151st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 926th Safest: 2,814th
The Revolutionary Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
All Hail Vladimir Tito!
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Revolutionary Nation of Warrior Thorin is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vladimir Tito with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.457 billion Warrior Thorinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warrior Thorin City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.7%.

The powerhouse Warrior Thorinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,245 trillion Francoes a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 100,012 Francoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, children's toy tractors have been seized as state property, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Warrior Thorin's national animal is the Chromatic Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Francoism.

Warrior Thorin is ranked 168,249th in the world and 8,320th in the Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 14.52 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 151stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 926thTop
Safest: 2,814thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,502ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,538thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,381stLowest Crime Rates: 5,662ndMost Conservative: 7,484thHighest Economic Output: 7,604thLargest Populations: 7,824thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,305thBest Weather: 11,881stMost Authoritarian: 13,250thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,391stMost Influential: 14,624thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,448thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,089thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,005th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionSafest: 50th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 59th in the regionLargest Populations: 78th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 98th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 100th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 107th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 127th in the regionMost Influential: 254th in the regionBest Weather: 280th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 334th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 382nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 406th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 413th in the regionMost Conservative: 420th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 472nd in the regionMost Developed: 574th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 719th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 767th in the regionLargest Black Market: 791st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 792nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 810th in the region

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