Most Efficient Economies: 1,136th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,140th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,143rd
The Revolutionary Free State of
Left-wing Utopia
Mawrth drwy hanes
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Revolutionary Free State of Warkus is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Eirion Protheroe with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 7.138 billion Warkusians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nyaky. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Warkusian economy, worth 867 trillion Warks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 121,496 Warks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, Max Barry is this year's Miss Warkus, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warkus's national animal is the Owl of Minerva, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hegelianism.

Warkus is ranked 5,324th in the world and 6th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 67.23 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Efficient Economies: 1,136thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,140thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,143rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,297thMost Developed: 1,322ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,574thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,665thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,827thMost Pacifist: 2,150thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,496thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,604thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,441stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,500thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,747thLargest Governments: 3,926thSmartest Citizens: 4,084thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,486thLowest Crime Rates: 4,794thMost Cultured: 5,038thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,303rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,324thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,476thHealthiest Citizens: 6,218thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 9,927thMost Inclusive: 10,523rdNudest: 10,731stSafest: 11,729thHighest Economic Output: 11,773rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,374thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,626thMost Secular: 15,974th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Warkus's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Warkus, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Warkus, Max Barry is this year's Miss Warkus.
  • : Following new legislation in Warkus, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Warkus, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive.
  • : Following new legislation in Warkus, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Warkus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Warkus, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Following new legislation in Warkus, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Warkus are highly popular tourist destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Warkus, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.

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