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The Socialist Marsupials of Wapakalypse

“We also welcome felines.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Weak
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: USSR

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The Socialist Marsupials of Wapakalypse is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Wapakoala with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.379 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wapakoaque. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses, nude art is becoming wildly popular, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wapakalypse's national animal is the koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Wapakatheism, and its currency is the wapak.

Wapakalypse is ranked 163rd in USSR and 101,376th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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