NationStates | The Socialist Marsupials of Wapakalypse

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Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Excellent	Economy: Weak	Political Freedoms: Few

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: USSR

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The Socialist Marsupials of Wapakalypse is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Wapakoala with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.379 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wapakoaque. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses, nude art is becoming wildly popular, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, and leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wapakalypse's national animal is the koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Wapakatheism, and its currency is the wapak.

Wapakalypse is ranked 163rd in USSR and 101,376th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of USSR for Most Corrupt Governments Top 10% of USSR for Most Cultured Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured Top 5% of USSR for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of the world for Largest Defense Forces #1 in USSR for Highest Drug Use Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use Top 10% of USSR for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments #1 in USSR for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 10% of USSR for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of USSR for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of USSR for Largest Public Sector Top 10% of USSR for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of USSR for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 5% of USSR for Most Influential Top 10% of USSR for Most Extensive Civil Rights Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 10% of USSR for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 10% of the world for Nudest Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of USSR for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of USSR for Largest Populations Top 10% of USSR for Largest Public Transport Department Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 10% of USSR for Rudest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 10% of USSR for Safest Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 10% of USSR for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 10% of USSR for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 10% of USSR for Largest Welfare Programs Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs