| Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Fragile |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Instigator
Location: USSR
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Socialist Marsupials of Wapakalypse is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Wapakoala with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.761 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wapakoaque. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
The government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget', it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wapakalypse's national animal is the koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Wapakatheism, and its currency is the wapak.
Wapakalypse is ranked 186th in USSR and 89,711th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring -75 on the Kitten Softness Rating.











































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago
- 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Wapakalypse, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. - 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Wapakalypse, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. - 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Wapakalypse, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. - 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Wapakalypse, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'. - 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Wapakalypse, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. - 2 days 1 hour ago:
Wapakalypse endorsed
The Republic of Oldham. - 2 days 1 hour ago:
Wapakalypse endorsed
The Armed Republic of Javviklund. - 2 days 2 hours ago:
Wapakalypse was endorsed by
The Republic of Oldham. - 2 days 8 hours ago:
Wapakalypse was endorsed by
The Armed Republic of Javviklund. - 5 days ago:
Wapakalypse was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 55 (
RedCommunist,
Tzimenakisland,
Socialist Xlyvania,
Soviet Sasquatch,
Dudaev,
Koryostan,
Ludora,
Khanatah,
Greater Cuba,
Herrnstadt,
Socialist Montanistan,
Paragade,
Narmilia,
The Great Mongol Khanate,
Pusik XII,
Goatolia,
Old-Britannia,
The Burya Natsiya,
Parti Ouvrier,
CoolHandLuke,
Slavestate,
Vladimirvostok,
Blackleather,
Prolets,
The Soviet Union,
Brotlistan,
Kazerjan,
Communist Sturoza,
Kyzl,
Chicom,
United Marxist Nations,
Estovalia,
The Friends of the Abaisse,
Soviet Shlyapy,
Quinlivan,
Mikhailgrad,
Grand China,
Nort-Western Russia,
Itanica,
Merry Men,
Birska,
Children Of Lenin,
Moltar,
Sevcenko,
Anachar,
Falbrook,
Denebia,
Domiconia,
Rundashia,
Titoslavia,
Dubriland,
Benjamia,
Yig,
Javviklund,
Oldham)







