Most Influential: 429th Most Efficient Economies: 1,197th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,066th
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The Empire of Walosia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor David with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.26 billion Walosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waldovia. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A Walosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,203 trillion Denaris a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,710 Denaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown. Walosia's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Walosia is ranked 187,869th in the world and 2,117th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -305.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Influential: 429thMost Efficient Economies: 1,197thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,066thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,099thNicest Citizens: 2,132ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,139thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,380thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,510thMost Developed: 2,683rdMost Cultured: 2,987thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,971stSmartest Citizens: 4,147thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,253rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,284thMost Stationary: 4,289thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,366thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,926thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,649thNudest: 7,204thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,268thHighest Economic Output: 7,829thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,958thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 10,109thHealthiest Citizens: 10,555thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,748thMost Pacifist: 11,746thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,217thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,775thLargest Populations: 15,653rdSafest: 18,623rd
Most Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 45th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 51st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 53rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 56th in the regionNudest: 57th in the regionMost Stationary: 62nd in the regionMost Developed: 73rd in the regionMost Influential: 74th in the regionMost Cultured: 77th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 79th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 89th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 96th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 100th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 123rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 147th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 164th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 172nd in the regionLargest Populations: 180th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 195th in the region

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