Most Influential: 446th Most Efficient Economies: 1,184th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,068th
The Empire of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Libertas iustitiaque omnibus
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Empire of Walosia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor David with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.55 billion Walosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waldovia. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A Walosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,415 trillion Denaris a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,174 Denaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God. Crime is totally unknown. Walosia's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Walosia is ranked 161,288th in the world and 1,543rd in 10000 Islands for Most Armed, with 0.14 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Influential: 446thMost Efficient Economies: 1,184thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,068thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,311thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,666thNicest Citizens: 2,803rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,400thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,580thMost Developed: 3,582ndMost Cultured: 3,700thMost Stationary: 3,726thSmartest Citizens: 4,580thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,665thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,316thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,380thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,666thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,941stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,528thHighest Economic Output: 7,178thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,175thNudest: 8,332ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 9,060thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,734thHealthiest Citizens: 10,687thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,190thHighest Average Incomes: 11,649thMost Pacifist: 12,307thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,032ndLargest Populations: 14,015thMost Politically Free: 14,423rdSafest: 16,007th
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Most Efficient Economies: 32nd in the regionMost Stationary: 50th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 54th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 54th in the regionNicest Citizens: 65th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 71st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Influential: 76th in the regionNudest: 84th in the regionMost Cultured: 90th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 90th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 91st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 94th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 95th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 97th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 116th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 124th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 148th in the regionLargest Populations: 150th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 163rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 178th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Walosia was endorsed by The Republic of Wysrod.
  • : Following new legislation in Walosia, pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God.
  • : Following new legislation in Walosia, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Walosia, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Walosia, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : Following new legislation in Walosia, no one born in Walosia can fix a leaky faucet.
  • : Following new legislation in Walosia, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
  • : Following new legislation in Walosia, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Waldovia to enjoy their national art.
  • : Walosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Walosia, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.

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