Most Influential: 449th Most Efficient Economies: 1,194th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,068th
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The Empire of Walosia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor David with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.406 billion Walosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waldovia. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A Walosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,224 trillion Denaris a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,658 Denaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown. Walosia's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Walosia is ranked 178,180th in the world and 1,974th in 10000 Islands for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -17.41 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 449thMost Efficient Economies: 1,194thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,068thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,073rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,167thNicest Citizens: 2,236thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,472ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,674thMost Developed: 2,805thMost Cultured: 3,115thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,174thSmartest Citizens: 4,216thMost Stationary: 4,221stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,320thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,691stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,214thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,827thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,385thNudest: 7,655thHighest Economic Output: 7,768thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,262ndTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,609thHighest Average Incomes: 10,646thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,842ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,977thMost Pacifist: 11,922ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,690thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,567thLargest Populations: 15,368th
Most Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 54th in the regionNicest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 58th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 58th in the regionMost Stationary: 60th in the regionMost Developed: 74th in the regionMost Influential: 75th in the regionNudest: 81st in the regionMost Cultured: 84th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 89th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 95th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 99th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 101st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 102nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 112th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 120th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 150th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 171st in the regionLargest Populations: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 181st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 182nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 200th in the region

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