The Empire of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Libertas iustitiaque omnibus
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Empire of Walosia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor David with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.947 billion Walosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waldovia. The average income tax rate is 57.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A Walosian economy, worth 840 trillion Denaris a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 141,328 Denaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices. Crime is totally unknown. Walosia's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Walosia is ranked 1,371st in 10000 Islands and 132,171st in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -830.296 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 62 minutes ago

  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Walosia was endorsed by The I-Empire of AdyLand.
  • 4 days ago: Walosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Walosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Walosia, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Walosia, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
  • 13 days ago: Walosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Cultured (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 days ago: Walosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 15 days ago: Walosia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • 16 days ago: Walosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 10%).
  • 16 days ago: Walosia endorsed The Anarchist State of GaultVille.

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