Most Cheerful Citizens: 188th Largest Publishing Industry: 393rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 478th
The Enlightened Eternal Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace, Liberty, Unity, Justice. 9 Years Young!
Regional Influence
Superpower
Founder / Emperor
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Enlightened Eternal Empire of Walbard is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by HIRM King Carlisle I with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.027 billion Walbardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Defense and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walbard City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Walbardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,220 trillion Walbardian Viras a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 178,651 Walbardian Viras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room. Crime is totally unknown. Walbard's national animal is the Walbardian Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Walbardianism.

Walbard is ranked 2,771st in the world and 1st in Walbard for Smartest Citizens, with 124.5 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 188thLargest Publishing Industry: 393rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 478thLeast Corrupt Governments: 799thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,126thNicest Citizens: 1,379thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,562ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,683rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,786thHighest Economic Output: 1,852ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,941stFattest Citizens: 1,974thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,206thSmartest Citizens: 2,771stMost Cultured: 2,864thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,880thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,030thLargest Populations: 4,175thMost Inclusive: 4,839thMost Pacifist: 5,090thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,181stHighest Average Incomes: 6,056thLargest Retail Industry: 6,898thTop
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Safest: 7,573rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,874thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,469thMost Devout: 11,285thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,010thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,569thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,610th

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