The Goon Order of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We are not nice.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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The Goon Order of Vultopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by a flock of seagulls with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.386 billion Vultopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moonside. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vultopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,242 trillion lunar bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 148,144 lunar bits, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vultopia's national animal is the flying fox, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vultopia is ranked 12th in Yerushalem VI and 93,274th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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