Most Extreme: 5,274th Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,441st Most Pro-Market: 6,232nd
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Only The Powerful Potato Shall Survive
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Empire of Volanowsh is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Loctar with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.657 billion Volanowshians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The very strong Volanowshian economy, worth 699 trillion Bloods a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 72,461 Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,631 per year while the poor average 11,446, a ratio of 26.3 to 1.

Corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Volanowsh's new capital, Emperor Loctar has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and Emperor Loctar is the self-declared God of all Volanowsh. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Volanowsh's national animal is the Basilisk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Loctarian.

Volanowsh is ranked 56,614th in the world and 28th in Geopolity for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 1,760.96 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Extreme: 5,274thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,441stMost Pro-Market: 6,232ndFattest Citizens: 7,088thLargest Mining Sector: 7,586thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 8,171stMost Conservative: 8,495thMost Avoided: 8,683rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,277thMost Primitive: 9,604thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,602ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,033rdLargest Insurance Industry: 11,491stLargest Populations: 12,732nd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the region

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  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.

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