Most Extreme: 5,176th Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,495th Most Pro-Market: 5,596th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Only The Powerful Potato Shall Survive
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Empire of Volanowsh is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Loctar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.321 billion Volanowshians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The very strong Volanowshian economy, worth 675 trillion Bloods a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 72,461 Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,631 per year while the poor average 11,446, a ratio of 26.3 to 1.

Corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Volanowsh's new capital, Emperor Loctar has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and Emperor Loctar is the self-declared God of all Volanowsh. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Volanowsh's national animal is the Basilisk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Loctarian.

Volanowsh is ranked 149,567th in the world and 106th in Geopolity for Largest Governments, scoring 8.89 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Most Extreme: 5,176thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,495thMost Pro-Market: 5,596thMost Primitive: 6,215thFattest Citizens: 6,932ndLargest Mining Sector: 7,429thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,784thTop
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Most Avoided: 8,541stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,067thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,981stMost Conservative: 9,999thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,017thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10,690thLargest Populations: 13,236thLargest Retail Industry: 14,493rdHighest Economic Output: 15,872ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,780th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market, Largest Gambling Industry, Most Avoided, Fattest Citizens, and Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Conservative (last census: Top 5%).

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