The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Only The Powerful Potato Shall Survive
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Empire of Volanowsh is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Loctar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.629 billion Volanowshians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The very strong Volanowshian economy, worth 468 trillion Bloods a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 70,601 Bloods, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 297,057 per year while the poor average 10,888, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Volanowsh's new capital, Emperor Loctar has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and Emperor Loctar is the self-declared God of all Volanowsh. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Volanowsh's national animal is the Basilisk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Loctarian.

Volanowsh is ranked 828th in The Black Riders and 128,825th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 9 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 1 hour ago

  • 13 days ago: Volanowsh fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 13 days ago: Volanowsh fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 17 days ago: Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Avoided (last census: Top 10%).
  • 28 days ago: Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 28 days ago: Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 37 days ago: Volanowsh fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 37 days ago: Volanowsh fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 42 days ago: Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 10%).
  • 48 days ago: Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).
  • 49 days ago: Volanowsh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.

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