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The Sponge of Vladisvoks Cat

“Your Soul looks mighty tasty...”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Cat Burglars


The Sponge of Vladisvoks Cat is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vlad Cat with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.147 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitty Basket. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Vladisvoks Cat's national animal is the Mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Silver Mouse.

Vladisvoks Cat is ranked 1st in Cat Burglars and 13,976th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 4 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 43 days ago


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