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The Sponge of Vladisvoks Cat

“Your Soul looks mighty tasty...”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Cat Burglars

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The Sponge of Vladisvoks Cat is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vlad Cat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.97 billion Cats are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitty Basket. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports industries.

The internet has been placed under government control, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, citizens are known to cast their votes by flipping a Silver Mouse, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Vladisvoks Cat's national animal is the Mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Pawsism, and its currency is the Silver Mouse.

Vladisvoks Cat is ranked 3rd in Cat Burglars and 17,421st in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 23 hours ago

  • 4 days ago: Vladisvoks Cat fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 12 days ago: Vladisvoks Cat's influence in Cat Burglars rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".
  • 13 days ago: Vladisvoks Cat fell out of the regional Top 5% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 14 days ago: Vladisvoks Cat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Vladisvoks Cat, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Vladisvoks Cat, citizens are known to cast their votes by flipping a Silver Mouse.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Vladisvoks Cat, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Vladisvoks Cat, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • 30 days ago: Vladisvoks Cat lodged a message on the Cat Burglars Regional Message Board.
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in Vladisvoks Cat, it's always rabbit season.

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