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The Sponge of Vladisvoks Cat

“Your Soul looks mighty tasty...”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Cat Burglars


The Sponge of Vladisvoks Cat is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vlad Cat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.662 billion Vladisvoks Catians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitty Basket. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

Child labor has been outlawed, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, and Mouse is one of the most popular forenames in Vladisvoks Cat. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Vladisvoks Cat's national animal is the Mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Pawsism, and its currency is the Silver Mouse.

Vladisvoks Cat is ranked 6th in Cat Burglars and 14,422nd in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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