The Sponge of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Your Soul looks mighty tasty...
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Sponge of Vladisvoks Cat is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Vlad Cat with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.411 billion Cats are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitty Basket. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.4%.

The strong Feline economy, worth 285 trillion Silver Mice a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 64,745 Silver Mice, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Vladisvoks Cat, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vladisvoks Cat's national animal is the Mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pawsism.

Vladisvoks Cat is ranked 9th in Cat Burglars and 71,953rd in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 13 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 11 days ago: Vladisvoks Cat's influence in Cat Burglars rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • 16 days ago: Vladisvoks Cat fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 19 days ago: Vladisvoks Cat fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Vladisvoks Cat, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Vladisvoks Cat, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Vladisvoks Cat, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Vladisvoks Cat, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Vladisvoks Cat.
  • 38 days ago: Vladisvoks Cat's influence in Cat Burglars rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • 62 days ago: Vladisvoks Cat's influence in Cat Burglars rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • 66 days ago: Following new legislation in Vladisvoks Cat, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.

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