Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Holy Ketchup States of Vivedin

“Nie Pozwalam!”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

OverviewFactbookPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Holy Ketchup States of Vivedin is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Aleyah Madensay with an even hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 2.055 billion Vivedinians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government concentrates mainly on Commerce, although Education and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Fun Land. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling industries.

Thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Vivedin has found 2 easter eggs), citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and euthanasia is legal. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vivedin's national animal is the walrus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, its national religion is Jasdin, and its currency is the ketchup cent.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Vivedin was refounded in Osiris.
  • 1 year 65 days ago: Vivedin ceased to exist.
  • 1 year 74 days ago: Vivedin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 1 year 77 days ago: Vivedin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 year 79 days ago: Vivedin fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 1 year 85 days ago: Vivedin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 1 year 88 days ago: Vivedin fell out of the world Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 1 year 98 days ago: Vivedin fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 1 year 102 days ago: Vivedin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 1 year 115 days ago: Following new legislation in Vivedin, euthanasia is legal.

More...

View Forum posts

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics