Population | 21.985 billion |
Capital | VIPERMARTIAN City |
Leader | Tamatsuki Akira |
Faith | Secret |
Currency | ZAMRI MONEY |
Animal | Zorah Magdaros |
The KINGDOM of VIPERMARTIAN is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, vat-grown people, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.985 billion VIPERMARTIANians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VIPERMARTIAN City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient VIPERMARTIANian economy, worth an astonishing 17,575 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 799,414 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, and VIPERMARTIAN City spends billions upgrading public transport. Crime is totally unknown. VIPERMARTIAN's national animal is the Zorah Magdaros, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.
VIPERMARTIAN is ranked 109,359th in the world and 1st in The top 3 giant for Most Stationary, with 365.43335640028 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, VIPERMARTIAN City spends billions upgrading public transport.
- : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
- : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times.
- : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
- : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of VIPERMARTIANian Embarrassments.
- : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
- : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
- : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, the health budget has been diverted into prolonging Tamatsuki Akira's life.
- : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.