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Highest Poor Incomes: 23rdMost Subsidized Industry: 27thLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th
The KINGDOM of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Mada Mada Dane (you still have a long way to go)
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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VIPERMARTIAN

Population21.985 billion

CapitalVIPERMARTIAN City
LeaderTamatsuki Akira
FaithSecret

CurrencyZAMRI MONEY
AnimalZorah Magdaros

The KINGDOM of VIPERMARTIAN is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, vat-grown people, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.985 billion VIPERMARTIANians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VIPERMARTIAN City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient VIPERMARTIANian economy, worth an astonishing 17,575 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 799,414 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, and VIPERMARTIAN City spends billions upgrading public transport. Crime is totally unknown. VIPERMARTIAN's national animal is the Zorah Magdaros, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.

VIPERMARTIAN is ranked 109,359th in the world and 1st in The top 3 giant for Most Stationary, with 365.43335640028 days.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 23rdMost Subsidized Industry: 27thLargest Information Technology Sector: 38thLargest Black Market: 56thHighest Average Incomes: 59thMost Advanced Public Transport: 62ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 77thMost Scientifically Advanced: 79thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 100thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 118thMost Patriotic: 123rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 128thMost Efficient Economies: 139thLargest Governments: 147thMost Advanced Public Education: 150thHighest Average Tax Rates: 161stMost Corrupt Governments: 164thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 194thHighest Economic Output: 208thLargest Mining Sector: 299thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 335thLowest Crime Rates: 422ndSmartest Citizens: 425thMost Cultured: 482ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 659thMost Inclusive: 852ndMost Armed: 929thMost Developed: 947thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,002ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,013thHighest Food Quality: 1,137thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,165thLargest Retail Industry: 1,319thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,712thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,041stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,463rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,464thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,775thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,087thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,342ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,390thRudest Citizens: 4,167thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,995thHealthiest Citizens: 6,873rdMost Secular: 10,340thLargest Populations: 13,215thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 24,853rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, VIPERMARTIAN City spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
  • : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times.
  • : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of VIPERMARTIANian Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, the health budget has been diverted into prolonging Tamatsuki Akira's life.
  • : Following new legislation in VIPERMARTIAN, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.

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