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The Mean and Curmudgeonly Nation of Vile Villans

“Grumble Grumble Grumble”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Gatesville Inc

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The Mean and Curmudgeonly Nation of Vile Villans is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vile Villans with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.039 billion, 15.332 billion of whom are zombies, Vile Villansians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villanosia. The average income tax rate is 96%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the government seizes all major gold finds, Vile Villans's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and Vile Villans has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vile Villans's national animal is the Kodiak, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Villanism, and its currency is the Pound.

Vile Villans is ranked 127th in Gatesville Inc and 111,491st in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Vile Villans is currently considering its options.

People: 706,950,926

Zombies: 15,332,011,431

Dead: 5,091,907,721

Survival Rate: 3.35%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 14 days ago: Vile Villans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed (last census: Top 10%).
  • 43 days ago: Vile Villans fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 47 days ago: Vile Villans changed its national leader to "Vile Villans".
  • 48 days ago: Following new legislation in Vile Villans, Vile Villans has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences.
  • 48 days ago: Following new legislation in Vile Villans, Vile Villans's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 48 days ago: Following new legislation in Vile Villans, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 48 days ago: Following new legislation in Vile Villans, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 48 days ago: Following new legislation in Vile Villans, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself.
  • 78 days ago: Vile Villans fell out of the regional Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • 80 days ago: Vile Villans lodged a message on the Gatesville Inc Regional Message Board.

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