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The Mean and Curmudgeonly Nation of Vile Villans

“Grumble Grumble Grumble”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Gatesville Inc


The Mean and Curmudgeonly Nation of Vile Villans is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vile Villans with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.431 billion Vile Villansians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villanosia. The average income tax rate is 96%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the government seizes all major gold finds, Vile Villans's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and Vile Villans has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vile Villans's national animal is the Kodiak, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Villanism, and its currency is the Pound.

Vile Villans is ranked 136th in Gatesville Inc and 113,923rd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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