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The Mean and Curmudgeonly Nation of Vile Villans

“Grumble Grumble Grumble”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Gatesville Inc


The Mean and Curmudgeonly Nation of Vile Villans is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vile Villans with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.674 billion Vile Villansians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villanosia. The average income tax rate is 93.9%.

The all-consuming Vile Villansian economy, worth a remarkable 2,133 trillion Pounds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 98,422 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the government seizes all major gold finds, Vile Villans's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and Vile Villans has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vile Villans's national animal is the Kodiak, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Villanism.

Vile Villans is ranked 139th in Gatesville Inc and 112,214th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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