Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 230th Safest: 826th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,403rd
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The Mean and Curmudgeonly Nation of Vile Villans is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vile Villans with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 25.726 billion Vile Villansians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villanosia. The average income tax rate is 93.2%.

The all-consuming Vile Villansian economy, worth a remarkable 2,591 trillion Pounds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 100,743 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vile Villans's national animal is the Kodiak, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Villanism.

Vile Villans is ranked 172,592nd in the world and 25th in Gatesville Inc for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24.13 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 230thSafest: 826thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,403rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,425thLargest Populations: 1,427thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,974thLowest Crime Rates: 3,086thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,367thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,464thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,245thBest Weather: 7,182ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,406thMost Influential: 7,562ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,816thTop
Largest Governments: 10,627thMost Developed: 11,068thMost Average: 12,328thHealthiest Citizens: 13,600thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,508thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,636thRudest Citizens: 18,013th
Most Average: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vile Villans's influence in Gatesville Inc rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Vile Villans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Vile Villans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 10% for Rudest Citizens and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Vile Villans's influence in Gatesville Inc rose from "Nipper" to "Vassal".
  • : Vile Villans relocated from Lazarus to Gatesville Inc.
  • : Vile Villans was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Vile Villans ceased to exist.
  • : Vile Villans's influence in Gatesville Inc rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Vile Villans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Vile Villans was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Largest Populations, the Top 5% for Most Influential and Longest Average Lifespans, and the Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.


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