The Mean and Curmudgeonly Nation of
Father Knows Best State
Grumble Grumble Grumble
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Mean and Curmudgeonly Nation of Vile Villans is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vile Villans with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.883 billion Vile Villansians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villanosia. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The all-consuming Vile Villansian economy, worth a remarkable 2,194 trillion Pounds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 100,271 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the government seizes all major gold finds, Vile Villans's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and Vile Villans has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vile Villans's national animal is the Kodiak, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Villanism.

Vile Villans is ranked 115th in Gatesville Inc and 117,465th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -1 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 9 days ago: Vile Villans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed (last census: Top 5%).
  • 19 days ago: Vile Villans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 19 days ago: Vile Villans was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 28 days ago: Vile Villans was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Defense Forces.
  • 40 days ago: Vile Villans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 89 days ago: Vile Villans fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • 94 days ago: Vile Villans was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 125 days ago: Vile Villans was struck by a Cure Missile from World wrestling entertainment federation, curing 1 million infected.
  • 125 days ago: Vile Villans was struck by a Cure Missile from World wrestling entertainment federation, curing 1 million infected.
  • 125 days ago: Vile Villans was struck by a Cure Missile from World wrestling entertainment federation, curing 1 million infected.

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