Nudest: 1,974th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,660th Most Stationary: 2,991st
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The Principality of Vesicatrus is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prince Sarı Gözləri with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 10.307 billion Vesicatrusas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hakluyt. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vesicatrusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,519 trillion saltas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 147,471 saltas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12, untold millions of saltas are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vesicatrus's national animal is the woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Seicho-no-Ie.

Vesicatrus is ranked 23,416th in the world and 14th in bonvanasmith for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 50.37 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Nudest: 1,974thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,660thMost Stationary: 2,991stMost Developed: 3,480thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,532ndSafest: 4,014thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,196thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,230thHealthiest Citizens: 4,301stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,380thLargest Governments: 4,653rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,993rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,275thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,444thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,769thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,531stHighest Economic Output: 6,544thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,650thLowest Crime Rates: 6,698thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,036thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,197thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,400thBest Weather: 8,525thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,609thSmartest Citizens: 8,906thTop
Most Cultured: 9,724thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,102ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,171stMost Influential: 11,679thHighest Average Incomes: 11,807thLargest Populations: 11,911thMost Devout: 14,734thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,236th
Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
Most Average: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the region

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