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The Principality of Vesicatrus

“Everybody else can go to hell!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: bonvanasmith

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The Principality of Vesicatrus is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Prince Sarı Gözləri with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 4.605 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hakluyt. The average income tax rate is 97%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Tourism.

Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vesicatrus's national animal is the woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Seicho-no-Ie, and its currency is the salta.

Vesicatrus is ranked 101st in bonvanasmith and 105,300th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -3 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 17 hours ago

  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vesicatrus, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vesicatrus, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vesicatrus, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • 11 days ago: Vesicatrus fell out of the world Top 10% for Nicest Citizens.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Vesicatrus, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Vesicatrus, public nudity is compulsory.
  • 24 days ago: Vesicatrus fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Vesicatrus, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Vesicatrus, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Vesicatrus, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children.

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