Nudest: 1,830th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,566th Most Developed: 3,168th
The Principality of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Everybody else can go to hell!
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Principality of Vesicatrus is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prince Sarı Gözləri with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 9.939 billion Vesicatrusas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hakluyt. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vesicatrusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,462 trillion saltas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 147,149 saltas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12, untold millions of saltas are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vesicatrus's national animal is the woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Seicho-no-Ie.

Vesicatrus is ranked 58,566th in the world and 70th in bonvanasmith for Largest Black Market, with 487 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Nudest: 1,830thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,566thMost Developed: 3,168thMost Stationary: 3,173rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,468thSafest: 3,993rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,999thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,212thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,217thHealthiest Citizens: 4,224thLargest Governments: 4,675thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,029thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,089thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,465thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,638thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,330thLowest Crime Rates: 6,556thHighest Economic Output: 6,663rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,248thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,780thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,921stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,151stBest Weather: 8,463rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,625thSmartest Citizens: 8,701stTop
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Most Cultured: 9,327thMost Efficient Economies: 9,543rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,355thHighest Average Incomes: 11,419thMost Influential: 11,627thLargest Populations: 12,084thMost Devout: 12,498thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,238th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vesicatrus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest and the Top 5% for Largest Welfare Programs, Most Advanced Public Education, Largest Publishing Industry, and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Vesicatrus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Vesicatrus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Vesicatrus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Vesicatrus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and the Top 10% for Most Average.
  • : Vesicatrus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Vesicatrus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Vesicatrus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Vesicatrus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Vesicatrus, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.

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