The Anaerobic State of
Democratic Socialists
Prepare yourself for Penguinification...
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Anaerobic State of Very Fat Penguins is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mighty Penguin with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, devout population of 2.535 billion Very Fat Penguinsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguin City. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Very Fat Penguinsian economy, worth 141 trillion Penguin Pengoes a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,668 Penguin Pengoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Very Fat Penguins Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, and it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Very Fat Penguins's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secret.

Very Fat Penguins is ranked 1st in Quiet Cottage on the Edge of the Cosmos and 2,806th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, Very Fat Penguins Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, Very Fat Penguins's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 4 days ago: Very Fat Penguins's influence in Quiet Cottage on the Edge of the Cosmos rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".

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