The Anaerobic State of
Democratic Socialists
Prepare yourself for Penguinification...
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Anaerobic State of Very Fat Penguins is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mighty Penguin with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.268 billion Very Fat Penguinsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Spirituality, although Environment, Education, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguin City. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Very Fat Penguinsian economy, worth 212 trillion Penguin Pengoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 65,076 Penguin Pengoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, the government is reining in public spending, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Very Fat Penguins's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secret.

Very Fat Penguins is ranked 1st in The Galactic Zone of Radar Whiskers and 22,607th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 23 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Very Fat Penguins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 10%).
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, the government is reining in public spending.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
  • 48 days ago: Very Fat Penguins's influence in The Galactic Zone of Radar Whiskers rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • 49 days ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 49 days ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
  • 56 days ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, citizens must pay to enjoy Very Fat Penguins's pristine beaches.
  • 56 days ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.

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