The Anaerobic State of
Democratic Socialists
Prepare yourself for Penguinification...
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Some

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The Anaerobic State of Very Fat Penguins is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mighty Penguin with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.869 billion Very Fat Penguinsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Spirituality, with Environment, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguin City. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Very Fat Penguinsian economy, worth 180 trillion Penguin Pengoes a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,082 Penguin Pengoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, government policy is dictated by Secret, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, and commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Very Fat Penguins's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secret.

Very Fat Penguins is ranked 1st in The Galactic Zone of Radar Whiskers and 2,534th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 88 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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