The Anaerobic State of
Democratic Socialists
Prepare yourself for Penguinification...
Regional Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Anaerobic State of Very Fat Penguins is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mighty Penguin with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, devout population of 3.064 billion Very Fat Penguinsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguin City. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Very Fat Penguinsian economy, worth 208 trillion Penguin Pengoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 68,074 Penguin Pengoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', citizens must pay to enjoy Very Fat Penguins's pristine beaches, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Very Fat Penguins's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secret.

Very Fat Penguins is ranked 2nd in The Galactic Zone of Radar Whiskers and 133,051st in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -14 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 9 hours ago

  • 14 days ago: Very Fat Penguins's influence in The Galactic Zone of Radar Whiskers rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, citizens must pay to enjoy Very Fat Penguins's pristine beaches.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • 23 days ago: Very Fat Penguins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens.
  • 24 days ago: Very Fat Penguins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Very Fat Penguins, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.

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