| Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
| Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: the South Pacific
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Empire of Vereintes Europa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.485 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reichsburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.
The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Vereintes Europa's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the Euro.
Vereintes Europa is ranked 80th in the South Pacific and 3,752nd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 19 on the Bus Surprisal Index.



























































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 27 minutes ago
- 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Vereintes Europa, psychological disorders are a taboo subject. - 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Vereintes Europa, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. - 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Vereintes Europa, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food". - 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Vereintes Europa, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. - 1 day 4 hours ago:
Vereintes Europa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Sustainable Fishing Act". - 2 days 23 hours ago:
Vereintes Europa was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Capitalist Paradise". - 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Vereintes Europa, Vereintes Europa-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways. - 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Vereintes Europa, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. - 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Vereintes Europa, the tenet of free speech is held dear. - 2 days 23 hours ago:
Vereintes Europa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Region of reunited muslim states".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 (
Brutland and Norden,
Hileville,
Van Wert,
Brittany the Great,
The Blue Empire Of Northern Prospects,
Tuchuk,
Muhammadia)







