The Holy Pirate Shogunate of
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The Holy Pirate Shogunate of Vaval is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Shogun Yoshimori Mori with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.933 billion Vavalanese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vavalia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vavalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,452 trillion Vavalian Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 183,133 Vavalian Gold Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 770,542 per year while the poor average 28,244, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

The colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, and the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vaval's national animal is the Prussian Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Southern Baptist Christianity.

Vaval is ranked 21st in The Commonwealth of Kings and 126,341st in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring -47 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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by Max Barry

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