The Holy Pirate Shogunate of
Capitalist Paradise
A Land Of Honor
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Holy Pirate Shogunate of Vaval is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Shogun Yoshimori Mori with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.721 billion Vavalanese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vavalia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Vavalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,386 trillion Vavalian Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 179,635 Vavalian Gold Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 852,315 per year while the poor average 22,342, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

The colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, and the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vaval's national animal is the Prussian Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Southern Baptist Christianity.

Vaval is ranked 1st in The Commonwealth of Kings and 3,879th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 771.67 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 3 hours ago

  • 4 days ago: Vaval lodged a message on the The Commonwealth of Kings Regional Message Board.
  • 10 days ago: Vaval lodged a message on the The Commonwealth of Kings Regional Message Board.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Vaval, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Vaval, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Vaval, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Vaval, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Vaval, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Vaval's many privately-owned prisons.
  • 11 days ago: Vaval lodged a message on the The Commonwealth of Kings Regional Message Board.
  • 13 days ago: Vaval lodged a message on the The Commonwealth of Kings Regional Message Board.
  • 14 days ago: Vaval was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed (last census: Top 5%).

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