The Holy Pirate Shogunate of
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The Holy Pirate Shogunate of Vaval is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Shogun Yoshimori Mori with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.523 billion Vavalanese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vavalia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vavalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,328 trillion Vavalian Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 176,635 Vavalian Gold Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 937,852 per year while the poor average 17,575, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Drowning sailors are hung out to dry, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, and troops clank into battle wearing antique suits of armour. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vaval's national animal is the Prussian Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Southern Baptist Christianity.

Vaval is ranked 1st in The Commonwealth of Kings and 1,349th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 74 Whatever.

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