Healthiest Citizens: 428th Most Primitive: 497th Best Weather: 755th
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The Free Land of Vastuk is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 9.629 billion Vastukians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vastuk City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The powerhouse Vastukian economy, worth 992 trillion Tiny Eagles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 103,074 Tiny Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

All tariffs have been abolished, retired racing Snails are served truffles for breakfast, artists are pillars of society, and suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vastuk's national animal is the Snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Vastuk is ranked 18,604th in the world and 1st in Brasil Potencia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,923.21 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Healthiest Citizens: 428thMost Primitive: 497thBest Weather: 755thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 983rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,088thMost Pacifist: 1,248thNicest Citizens: 1,585thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,610thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1,797thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,928thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,342ndMost Devout: 2,684thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,067thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,636thMost Stationary: 3,655thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,656thLargest Black Market: 3,738thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,939thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,165thMost Cultured: 4,318thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,148thSmartest Citizens: 7,860thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9,023rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,062ndMost Developed: 9,479thLargest Governments: 9,810thMost Influential: 9,863rdHighest Economic Output: 10,377thLargest Populations: 12,373rdMost Rebellious Youth: 15,783rd

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  • : Vastuk was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Vastuk was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens, the Top 5% for Smartest Citizens, and the Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Vastuk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Vastuk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Vastuk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Vastuk was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Vastuk was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans, Most Compassionate Citizens, Healthiest Citizens, Most Advanced Public Education, and Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Vastuk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Vastuk was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Vastuk was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).

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