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The Free Land of Vastuk

“A clever man commits no minor blunders.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Brasil Potencia

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The Free Land of Vastuk is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.808 billion Vastukians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vastuk City. The average income tax rate is 96%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, most citizens in Vastuk are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Vastuk after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, and Vastuk's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over Brasil Potencia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vastuk's national animal is the Snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Tiny Eagle.

Vastuk is ranked 1st in Brasil Potencia and 91,806th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 35 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 20 hours ago

  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vastuk, Vastuk's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over Brasil Potencia.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vastuk, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Vastuk after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vastuk, most citizens in Vastuk are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vastuk, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vastuk, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vastuk, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Vastuk, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Vastuk, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Vastuk, military spending is on the increase.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Vastuk, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Tiny Eagles each year.

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