Healthiest Citizens: 414th Most Primitive: 474th Best Weather: 731st
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The Free Land of Vastuk is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, fear of technology, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 9.481 billion Vastukians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vastuk City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The powerhouse Vastukian economy, worth 977 trillion Tiny Eagles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 103,074 Tiny Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

All tariffs have been abolished, retired racing Snails are served truffles for breakfast, artists are pillars of society, and suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vastuk's national animal is the Snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Vastuk is ranked 9,090th in the world and 1st in Brasil Potencia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,147.63 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Healthiest Citizens: 414thMost Primitive: 474thBest Weather: 731stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 977thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,061stMost Pacifist: 1,223rdTop
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Nicest Citizens: 1,550thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,563rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,732ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,929thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,328thMost Devout: 2,632ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,056thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,498thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,573rdMost Stationary: 3,734thLargest Black Market: 3,752ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,833rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,109thMost Cultured: 4,276thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,094thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 7,705thLowest Crime Rates: 8,966thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,090thMost Developed: 9,363rdLargest Governments: 9,725thMost Influential: 10,035thHighest Economic Output: 10,485thLargest Populations: 12,551st

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  • : Vastuk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Vastuk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Vastuk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Vastuk was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Vastuk was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans, Most Compassionate Citizens, Healthiest Citizens, Most Advanced Public Education, and Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Vastuk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Vastuk was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Vastuk was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Vastuk fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Vastuk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 1%).

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