The Confederacy of
Capitalist Paradise
If we can smell our leader's fear we need a new leader
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Founder
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Confederacy of Vargr Corsairs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Florence Ambrose with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 17.57 billion Vargr Corsairsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lair Family Fun Center. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vargr Corsairsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,354 trillion Fangs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 418,605 Fangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Lair Family Fun Center Times is sold out, and university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vargr Corsairs's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vargr Corsairs is ranked 14th in Firefly and 144,056th in the world for Safest, scoring -1,935.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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