The Confederacy of
Capitalizt
If we can smell our leader's fear we need a new leader
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Confederacy of Vargr Corsairs is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Florence Ambrose with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.809 billion Vargr Corsairsians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lair Family Fun Center. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vargr Corsairsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,498 trillion Fangs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 411,062 Fangs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,160,340 per year while the poor average 116,569, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vargr Corsairs's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vargr Corsairs is ranked 11th in Firefly and 140,439th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -30 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Vargr Corsairs was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Vargr Corsairs was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, Florence Ambrose's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, the children of Vargr Corsairs are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, anti-government web sites are springing up.

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