Rudest Citizens: 28th Largest Information Technology Sector: 39th Most Scientifically Advanced: 41st
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If we can smell our leader's fear we need a new leader
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Superb
Economy
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Political Freedom
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The Confederacy of Vargr Corsairs is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Florence Ambrose with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.567 billion Vargr Corsairsians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lair Family Fun Center. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vargr Corsairsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,632 trillion Fangs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 411,081 Fangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vargr Corsairs's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vargr Corsairs is ranked 34,012th in the world and 6th in Firefly for Nudest, with 189.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Rudest Citizens: 28thLargest Information Technology Sector: 39thMost Scientifically Advanced: 41stMost Armed: 60thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 79thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 93rdFattest Citizens: 107thHighest Crime Rates: 111thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 147thLargest Gambling Industry: 190thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 200thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 234thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 282ndLargest Retail Industry: 314thHighest Average Incomes: 331stMost Efficient Economies: 334thHighest Economic Output: 369thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 483rdHighest Poor Incomes: 675thMost Avoided: 708thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 714thMost Rebellious Youth: 936thMost Stationary: 1,494thSmartest Citizens: 1,594thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,167thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,232ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,242ndMost Secular: 2,706thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,889thHighest Drug Use: 2,972ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,564thLargest Populations: 3,825thMost Influential: 4,573rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,058thLargest Mining Sector: 5,448thLargest Black Market: 6,503rdLargest Insurance Industry: 7,395thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,401stMost Pro-Market: 12,837thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,647thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,801st
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Vargr Corsairs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Florence Ambrose's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Vargr Corsairs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Vargr Corsairsian Liberator".

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