Rudest Citizens: 18th Largest Information Technology Sector: 31st Most Scientifically Advanced: 41st
The Confederacy of
Corporate Bordello
If we can smell our leader's fear we need a new leader
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The Confederacy of Vargr Corsairs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Florence Ambrose with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.061 billion Vargr Corsairsians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lair Family Fun Center. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vargr Corsairsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,288 trillion Fangs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 403,534 Fangs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,225,255 per year while the poor average 103,281, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vargr Corsairs's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vargr Corsairs is ranked 2,153rd in the world and 3rd in Firefly for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 24,823.63 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 18thLargest Information Technology Sector: 31stMost Scientifically Advanced: 41stMost Armed: 63rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 68thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 99thFattest Citizens: 118thHighest Crime Rates: 119thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 147thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 191stLargest Gambling Industry: 201stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 256thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 265thHighest Average Incomes: 345thMost Efficient Economies: 346thLargest Retail Industry: 358thHighest Economic Output: 390thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 541stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 807thMost Avoided: 810thMost Rebellious Youth: 991stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,301stSmartest Citizens: 1,489thMost Stationary: 1,545thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,033rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,153rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,561stHighest Drug Use: 3,480thLargest Populations: 3,902ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,092ndMost Influential: 4,418thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,343rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,559thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,797thLargest Black Market: 6,600thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,441stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,335thMost Pro-Market: 13,531stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,331stLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,925th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Vargr Corsairs with a very polite populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Vargr Corsairsian military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, tourists flock from around the world to see Vargr Corsairs's famed 'rainbow slums'.

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