The Confederacy of
Corporate Bordello
If we can smell our leader's fear we need a new leader
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Confederacy of Vargr Corsairs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Florence Ambrose with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 16.614 billion Vargr Corsairsians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lair Family Fun Center. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vargr Corsairsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,879 trillion Fangs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 414,050 Fangs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,247,745 per year while the poor average 107,117, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vargr Corsairs's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vargr Corsairs is ranked 8th in Firefly and 124,896th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 7 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vargr Corsairs was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • : Vargr Corsairs was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Anarchy".
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.

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