Rudest Citizens: 17th Largest Information Technology Sector: 34th Most Scientifically Advanced: 40th
The Confederacy of
Corporate Bordello
If we can smell our leader's fear we need a new leader
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The Confederacy of Vargr Corsairs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Florence Ambrose with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.197 billion Vargr Corsairsians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lair Family Fun Center. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vargr Corsairsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,370 trillion Fangs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 405,019 Fangs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,241,028 per year while the poor average 102,318, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, and most people suffer from some form of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vargr Corsairs's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vargr Corsairs is ranked 18,883rd in the world and 3rd in Firefly for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 4,948.26 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 17thLargest Information Technology Sector: 34thMost Scientifically Advanced: 40thMost Armed: 63rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 71stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 94thFattest Citizens: 115thHighest Crime Rates: 122ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 149thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 187thLargest Gambling Industry: 202ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 261stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 269thMost Efficient Economies: 341stHighest Average Incomes: 345thLargest Retail Industry: 374thHighest Economic Output: 387thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 511thMost Avoided: 764thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 795thMost Rebellious Youth: 993rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,286thMost Stationary: 1,536thSmartest Citizens: 1,593rdTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,183rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,290thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,650thHighest Drug Use: 3,640thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,790thLargest Populations: 3,897thMost Influential: 4,523rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,211thLargest Mining Sector: 5,593rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,924thLargest Black Market: 6,655thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,116thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,031stMost Pro-Market: 12,065thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,504th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vargr Corsairs lodged a message on the Firefly Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Vargr Corsairs lodged a message on the Firefly Regional Message Board.
  • : Vargr Corsairs lodged a message on the Firefly Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Vargr Corsairs lodged a message on the Firefly Regional Message Board.
  • : Vargr Corsairs deleted a regional poll in Firefly.
  • : Vargr Corsairs granted posting privileges on the Firefly Regional Message Board to nations in embassy regions.

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