Rudest Citizens: 12th Most Scientifically Advanced: 42nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 48th
The Confederacy of
Corporate Bordello
If we can smell our leader's fear we need a new leader
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The Confederacy of Vargr Corsairs is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Florence Ambrose with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.944 billion Vargr Corsairsians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lair Family Fun Center. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vargr Corsairsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,765 trillion Fangs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 409,934 Fangs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,331,292 per year while the poor average 95,175, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.

The police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, all 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned, Hamster racing stadiums are open 24/7, and hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Vargr Corsairsian Hungry Games. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vargr Corsairs's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vargr Corsairs is ranked 5,067th in the world and 1st in Firefly for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 11,383.97 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 12thMost Scientifically Advanced: 42ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 48thMost Armed: 60thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 74thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 79thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 109thFattest Citizens: 113thHighest Crime Rates: 116thLargest Gambling Industry: 182ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 189thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 226thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 292ndLargest Retail Industry: 328thMost Efficient Economies: 334thHighest Average Incomes: 354thHighest Economic Output: 369thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 437thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 573rdMost Avoided: 677thMost Rebellious Youth: 906thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,140thMost Stationary: 1,451stSmartest Citizens: 1,618thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,067thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,157thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,579thHighest Drug Use: 2,938thMost Secular: 3,316thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,338thLargest Populations: 3,771stMost Influential: 4,607thLargest Mining Sector: 5,067thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,290thLargest Black Market: 6,444thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,366thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,091stMost Politically Free: 9,276thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,761stLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,678thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,944thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,716th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Vargr Corsairsian Hungry Games.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, Hamster racing stadiums are open 24/7.
  • : Vargr Corsairs was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens, the Top 5% for Largest Insurance Industry and Highest Poor Incomes, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, all 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned.
  • : Vargr Corsairs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, the government is spending billions of Fangs on a fancy space probe to find a planet that may not even exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.

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