The Confederacy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If we can smell our leader's fear we need a new leader
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Power
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Confederacy of Vargr Corsairs is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Florence Ambrose with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.679 billion Vargr Corsairsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lair Family Fun Center. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vargr Corsairsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,393 trillion Fangs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 407,768 Fangs, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, the government is outsourcing itself, and the government spends millions of Fangs every year prosecuting spammers. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vargr Corsairs's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vargr Corsairs is ranked 1st in Firefly and 68th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 31 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, the government spends millions of Fangs every year prosecuting spammers.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, the government is outsourcing itself.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Vargr Corsairs was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Vargr Corsairs lodged a message on the Firefly Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, surveillance cameras are banned.

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