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Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Confederacy of Vargr Corsairs is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Florence Ambrose with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 16.037 billion Vargr Corsairsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lair Family Fun Center. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vargr Corsairsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,602 trillion Fangs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 411,687 Fangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Vargr Corsairs with a very polite populace. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vargr Corsairs's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vargr Corsairs is ranked 1st in Firefly and 1,176th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 8 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Vargr Corsairs with a very polite populace.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, the government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.

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