Rudest Citizens: 17th Most Scientifically Advanced: 45th Most Armed: 56th
The Confederacy of
Corporate Bordello
If we can smell our leader's fear we need a new leader
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The Confederacy of Vargr Corsairs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Florence Ambrose with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 19.352 billion Vargr Corsairsians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lair Family Fun Center. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vargr Corsairsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,953 trillion Fangs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 410,983 Fangs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,857,754 per year while the poor average 55,888, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

Firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction, school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vargr Corsairs's national animal is the Hamster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vargr Corsairs is ranked 18,870th in the world and 2nd in Firefly for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Rudest Citizens: 17thMost Scientifically Advanced: 45thMost Armed: 56thLargest Information Technology Sector: 59thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 79thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 107thHighest Crime Rates: 114thFattest Citizens: 114thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 176thLargest Gambling Industry: 186thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 229thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 302ndLargest Retail Industry: 324thMost Efficient Economies: 331stHighest Average Incomes: 341stHighest Economic Output: 358thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 461stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 509thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 563rdMost Avoided: 654thMost Rebellious Youth: 861stMost Stationary: 1,381stSmartest Citizens: 1,722ndTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,130thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,139thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,728thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,571stLargest Populations: 3,721stMost Secular: 3,869thHighest Drug Use: 4,461stMost Influential: 4,626thLargest Mining Sector: 5,085thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,909thLargest Black Market: 6,415thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,774thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,043rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,897th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Vargr Corsairs lodged a message on the Firefly Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, innocent civilians in Brasilistan are evacuating the country after rumours a nuclear strike is imminent.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Vargr Corsairs, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.

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