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“DEATH BEAST......giggles”

The Blood Sucking Vampire Kitten of Vampiric Kittens is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Death Kitten with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 5.043 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vampiric Kittens City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.

The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Vampiric Kittens, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, and the government has implemented minimum wage laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vampiric Kittens's national animal is the bat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the fang.

Vampiric Kittens is ranked 871st in the region and 21,717th in the world for Most Godforsaken.