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The Blood Sucking Vampire Kitten of Vampiric Kittens

“Don't Mess With a Texas Vampire Kitten”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Wysteria


The Blood Sucking Vampire Kitten of Vampiric Kittens is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Death Kitten with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles. Its compassionate population of 13.08 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of death kitten. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, it is mandatory for men to stay home to fix funny noises in the attic, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vampiric Kittens's national animal is the bat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the fang.

Vampiric Kittens is ranked 161st in Wysteria and 115,859th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -6 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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