|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Vampiric Kittens Old Oak Tree
The Blood Sucking Vampire Kitten of Vampiric Kittens is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Death Kitten with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 12.84 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Social Welfare, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vampiric Kittens City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vampiric Kittens's national animal is the bat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the fang.
Vampiric Kittens is ranked 105,838th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -26 on the Bus Surprisal Index.
Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago
- 8 hours ago: Vampiric Kittens relocated from Yggdrasil to Vampiric Kittens Old Oak Tree.
- 8 hours ago: Vampiric Kittens founded the region Vampiric Kittens Old Oak Tree.
- 10 hours ago: Vampiric Kittens endorsed The Little Cute Planet of South Titania.
- 19 hours ago: Vampiric Kittens was endorsed by The Little Cute Planet of South Titania.
- 20 hours ago: Vampiric Kittens lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
- 20 hours ago: Vampiric Kittens endorsed The Olden Pact of Alyekra.
- 20 hours ago: Vampiric Kittens relocated from Vampiric kittens oak tree to Yggdrasil.
- 20 hours ago: Vampiric Kittens lodged a message on the Vampiric kittens oak tree Regional Message Board.
- 20 hours ago: Vampiric Kittens password-protected Vampiric kittens oak tree.
- 11 days ago: Vampiric Kittens voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Anime Daisuki".
Endorsements Received: None.