Most Subsidized Industry: 237th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 477th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 640th
The Flaming Red Empire of
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The Flaming Red Empire of Vampiric Hummingbirds is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fearless Leader Nick with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 14.493 billion Vampiric Hummingbirdsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Roost. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vampiric Hummingbirdsian economy, worth 625 trillion gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,148 gold coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 173,892 per year while the poor average 7,155, a ratio of 24.3 to 1.

The government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in The Roost for fear of causing a fuss, all streets are privately owned toll roads, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, and it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vampiric Hummingbirds's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Cult of Transylvania.

Vampiric Hummingbirds is ranked 150,187th in the world and 36th in The Atheist Empire for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -13.78 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Subsidized Industry: 237thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 477thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 640thRudest Citizens: 1,212thHighest Crime Rates: 1,270thBest Weather: 1,488thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 1,564thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,989thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,070thMost Armed: 2,612thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,866thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,896thMost Efficient Economies: 3,049thMost Politically Free: 3,454thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,696thMost Extreme: 4,616thMost Devout: 4,749thHighest Drug Use: 5,231stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,181stNudest: 6,437thLargest Populations: 6,446thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,957thMost Pro-Market: 10,529thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,569th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the region

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