Most Subsidized Industry: 216th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 462nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 639th
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The Flaming Red Empire of Vampiric Hummingbirds is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fearless Leader Nick with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 14.298 billion Vampiric Hummingbirdsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Roost. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vampiric Hummingbirdsian economy, worth 613 trillion gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,873 gold coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 172,783 per year while the poor average 7,109, a ratio of 24.3 to 1.

Drowning sailors are hung out to dry, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in The Roost for fear of causing a fuss, and all streets are privately owned toll roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vampiric Hummingbirds's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Cult of Transylvania.

Vampiric Hummingbirds is ranked 5,990th in the world and 2nd in The Atheist Empire for Nudest, with 223.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Subsidized Industry: 216thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 462ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 639thRudest Citizens: 1,126thHighest Crime Rates: 1,225thBest Weather: 1,424thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,493rdTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,696thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,944thMost Armed: 2,537thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,764thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,795thMost Efficient Economies: 3,028thMost Politically Free: 3,093rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,630thMost Devout: 4,542ndMost Extreme: 4,604thHighest Drug Use: 4,965thNudest: 5,990thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,105thLargest Populations: 6,441stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,748thTop
Most Pro-Market: 10,135thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,055thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,928th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the region

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