Most Subsidized Industry: 267th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 469th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 702nd
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The Blood-sucking Horror of Vampiric Hummingbirds is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 14.796 billion Vampiric Hummingbirdsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Roost. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vampiric Hummingbirdsian economy, worth 638 trillion gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,148 gold coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 173,892 per year while the poor average 7,155, a ratio of 24.3 to 1.

The government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in The Roost for fear of causing a fuss, all streets are privately owned toll roads, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, and it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vampiric Hummingbirds's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Cult of Transylvania.

Vampiric Hummingbirds is ranked 3,410th in the world and 1st in The Atheist Empire for Most Politically Free, scoring 89.86 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Subsidized Industry: 267thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 469thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 702ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,282ndRudest Citizens: 1,326thBest Weather: 1,548thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,615thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,985thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,003rdMost Armed: 2,589thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,966thMost Efficient Economies: 3,020thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,059thMost Politically Free: 3,410thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,772ndMost Devout: 4,792ndMost Extreme: 5,447thHighest Drug Use: 5,717thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,286thLargest Populations: 6,382ndNudest: 7,320thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,037thTop
Most Pro-Market: 12,411thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,266thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,058thHighest Economic Output: 17,493rdMost Developed: 17,889thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,038th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the region

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