Most Influential: 92nd Largest Publishing Industry: 504th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 778th
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The Dominion of Valrem is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cole Relander with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.52 billion Valremians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Excelsior City. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Valremian economy, worth a remarkable 1,938 trillion notes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,400 notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime is totally unknown. Valrem's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valrem is ranked 150,673rd in the world and 589th in Europe for Most Authoritarian, with 0.02 Stalins.

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Most Influential: 92ndLargest Publishing Industry: 504thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 778thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 927thSmartest Citizens: 1,163rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,263rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,269thMost Cultured: 1,500thMost Pacifist: 1,503rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,507thMost Stationary: 1,601stTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,974thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,119thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,389thNicest Citizens: 2,588thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,753rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,466thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,104thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,222ndHighest Economic Output: 4,264thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,845thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,013thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,280thLargest Populations: 7,060thMost Developed: 7,440thSafest: 7,452ndMost Politically Free: 8,044thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,145thTop
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Nudest: 8,663rdMost Inclusive: 9,298thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,099thLargest Governments: 11,214thLowest Crime Rates: 11,374thHighest Average Incomes: 11,908thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,447thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,750thHealthiest Citizens: 12,764thLargest Retail Industry: 14,590thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,881st
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionNudest: 31st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 36th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Populations: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41st in the regionMost Politically Free: 45th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45th in the regionNicest Citizens: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 49th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 50th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 54th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 57th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 59th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 62nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Valrem voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eternal Scholars".
  • : Valrem was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Maurelius.
  • : Following new legislation in Valrem, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Valrem, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Valrem voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Humanitarian Aid Expansion Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Valrem, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Valrem voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn the Pacific"".
  • : Following new legislation in Valrem, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Valrem was endorsed by The Republic of AirstripZero.
  • : Following new legislation in Valrem, Valrem is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.

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