The Holy Tsardom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Land of The Never Ending Snow
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Holy Tsardom of Valorono is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsar Xavier III with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, devout population of 7.431 billion Valoronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Administration and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muscovy. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Valoronoan economy, worth 525 trillion Valorons a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 70,691 Valorons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Valorono are highly popular tourist destinations, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Valorono's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox.

Valorono is ranked 4th in Orias and 25,149th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 6 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 75 minutes ago

  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Valorono are highly popular tourist destinations.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • 6 days ago: Valorono was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Valorono to be bombproof.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, the nation leads Orias in per capita stalking.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, many working fathers have never seen their children.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, military spending is on the increase.

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