The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Land of The Never Ending Snow
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Holy Empire of Valorono is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Tsar Abraham I with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 7.896 billion Valoronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muscovy. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valoronoan economy, worth 725 trillion Valorians a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,930 Valorians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Valorono has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valorono's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox.

Valorono is ranked 4th in Orias and 139,410th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -34 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 18 hours ago

  • 10 days ago: Valorono was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth (last census: Top 10%).
  • 11 days ago: Valorono was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 30 days ago: Valorono seized the position of Orias WA Delegate from The People's Republic of Ayumi Hamasaki.
  • 30 days ago: Valorono lost the position of Orias WA Delegate to The People's Republic of Ayumi Hamasaki.
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • 38 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • 38 days ago: Valorono was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 10%).
  • 38 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, Valorono has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • 38 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight.

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