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The Holy Orthodox Empire of Valorono

“For Gold, Glory, and Gospel”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Aluvean Seas

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The Holy Orthodox Empire of Valorono is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsar Dimitri I with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate population of 3.504 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muscovy. The average income tax rate is 76%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Toskary mansions, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate. Valorono's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Orthodox, and its currency is the Toskary.

Valorono is ranked 27th in Aluvean Seas and 56,751st in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 20 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in ValoronoValorono, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in ValoronoValorono, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in ValoronoValorono, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Toskary mansions.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in ValoronoValorono, the government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria.
  • 2 days ago: ValoronoValorono was endorsed by The  United Republic of The Terran AllianceThe United Republic of The Terran Alliance.
  • 4 days ago: ValoronoValorono lodged a message on the Aluvean Seas Regional Message Board.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ValoronoValorono, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in ValoronoValorono, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in ValoronoValorono, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in ValoronoValorono, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.

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