The Benevolent Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Land of The Never Ending Snow
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Benevolent Empire of Valorono is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsar Abraham I with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of public education, and hatred of cheese. The devout population of 7.592 billion Valoronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Administration and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muskova. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valoronoan economy, worth 621 trillion Valorians a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,818 Valorians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Valorono's border. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Valorono's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox.

Valorono is ranked 4th in Orias and 8,200th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 43.92 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 minutes ago

  • 21 hours ago: Valorono changed its national currency to "Valorian" and its faith to "Orthodox".
  • 22 hours ago: Valorono lodged a message on the Orias Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, refugees from other nations are flocking to Valorono's border.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Valorono voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Historia Novorum".
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Valorono voted for the World Assembly Resolution "On Scientific Cooperation".
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Valorono lodged a message on the Orias Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Valorono changed its national capital to "Muskova" and its nation type to "Benevolent Empire".
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Valorono altered its national flag.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.

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