The Holy Tsardom of
Father Knows Best State
Land of the Never Ending Snow
Regional Influence
Dominator
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Holy Tsardom of Valorono is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tsar Abraham with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.494 billion Valoronians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Administration and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muscovy. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valoronoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,030 trillion Valmarks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,530 Valmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, Valorono-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valorono's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Valoronian Orthodox.

Valorono is ranked 2nd in Orias and 13,927th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Valorono, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Valorono, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Valorono was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Valorono, Valorono-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • : Following new legislation in Valorono, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • : Following new legislation in Valorono, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Valorono, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in Valorono, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Valorono, refugees from other nations are flocking to Valorono's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Valorono, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.

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