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The Empire of Valorono is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tsar Abraham with a fair hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.145 billion Valoronians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, corrupt, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Administration and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muscovy. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valoronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion Valmarks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,042 Valmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, and the government is spending billions of taxpayer Valmarks to support "struggling" industries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valorono's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Valoronian Orthodox.

Valorono is ranked 122,990th in the world and 4th in Orias for Most Authoritarian, with 0.14 Stalins.

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Most Efficient Economies: 591stMost Devout: 818thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,302ndTop
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Most Cultured: 4,523rdBest Weather: 4,751stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,096thMost Influential: 5,173rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,090thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,420thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,175thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,176thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,216thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,287thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,326thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,512thHighest Economic Output: 8,657thMost Developed: 8,823rdNicest Citizens: 8,838thSafest: 8,937thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,150thMost Politically Free: 9,554thMost Stationary: 10,173rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,282ndLargest Governments: 10,312thLargest Populations: 10,561stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,771stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,315thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,397thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,693rdMost Inclusive: 14,773rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,544thLowest Crime Rates: 17,628th

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  • : Valorono was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Valorono was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Valorono was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Valorono, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Valmarks to support "struggling" industries.
  • : Valorono voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Arms Transfers".
  • : Valorono was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Valorono voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Stopping Suicide Seeds"".
  • : Following new legislation in Valorono, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Valorono, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
  • : Following new legislation in Valorono, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.

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