Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Holy Tsardom of Valorono

“Land of The Never Ending Snow”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Orias

OverviewFactbookPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The Holy Tsardom of Valorono is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Tsar Ivan IV with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.28 billion Valoronoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muscovy. The average income tax rate is 79%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valorono's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Russian Orthodox, and its currency is the Voshinky.

Valorono is ranked 2nd in Orias and 8,780th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 35 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 6 hours ago

  • 5 days ago: Valorono lodged a message on the Orias Regional Message Board.
  • 9 days ago: Valorono lodged a message on the Orias Regional Message Board.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, immigrants flood the job queues as discrimination in the workplace makes a staggering comeback.
  • 12 days ago: Valorono lodged a message on the Orias Regional Message Board.
  • 12 days ago: Valorono lodged a message on the Orias Regional Message Board.
  • 13 days ago: Valorono lodged a message on the Orias Regional Message Board.

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Brotherhood Steel the 2nd, Merodin, and Selinopolis.

View Forum posts

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics