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The Holy Tsardom of Valorono

“Land of The Never Ending Snow”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Orias

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The Holy Tsardom of Valorono is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by Tsar Bjorn I with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.611 billion Valoronians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muscovy. The average income tax rate is 81%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate. Valorono's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Russian Orthodox, and its currency is the Voshinky.

Valorono is ranked 4th in Orias and 54,351st in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 64 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Valorono lodged a message on the Orias Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Valorono lodged a message on the Orias Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Valorono unsuppressed a post on the Orias regional message board.
  • 6 days ago: Valorono unsuppressed a post on the Orias regional message board.
  • 6 days ago: Valorono unsuppressed a post on the Orias regional message board.
  • 6 days ago: Valorono unsuppressed a post on the Orias regional message board.
  • 6 days ago: Valorono unsuppressed a post on the Orias regional message board.
  • 6 days ago: Valorono unsuppressed a post on the Orias regional message board.
  • 6 days ago: Valorono unsuppressed a post on the Orias regional message board.
  • 6 days ago: Valorono unsuppressed a post on the Orias regional message board.

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