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The Holy Tsardom of Valorono

“Land of The Never Ending Snow”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Orias

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The Holy Tsardom of Valorono is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Tsar Ivan IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.427 billion Valoronoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muscovy. The average income tax rate is 80%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Valorono successfully hosted the Orias Olympics, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Beardogs' dominate wildlife preserves, eminent domain has been abolished, and children spout "Land of The Never Ending Snow" involuntarily throughout the day. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate. Valorono's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Russian Orthodox, and its currency is the Voshinky.

Valorono is ranked 3rd in Orias and 5,338th in the world for Best Weather, with 181 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, children spout "Land of The Never Ending Snow" involuntarily throughout the day.
  • 5 days ago: Valorono lodged a message on the Orias Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Beardogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, Valorono successfully hosted the Orias Olympics.
  • 6 days ago: Valorono lodged a message on the Orias Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, adultery has been made a capital offence.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, the children of Valorono are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, almost all of Valorono's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Valorono, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.

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