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The Republic of Valkyrie Islands

“Thousands of years of peace and prosperity”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Republic of Valkyrie Islands is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the People with a fair hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 7.498 billion Valkyrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falconsburg. The average income tax rate is 38%, but much higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and the government is reining in public spending. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Valkyrie Islands's national animal is the Valkyrian Goldenhorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the fé.

Valkyrie Islands is ranked 4,471st in The North Pacific and 109,001st in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring -11 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Valkyrie Islands, the government is reining in public spending.
  • 10 days ago: Valkyrie Islands fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 13 days ago: Valkyrie Islands was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Valkyrie Islands, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Valkyrie Islands, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Valkyrie Islands, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 27 days ago: Valkyrie Islands fell out of the world Top 1% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 27 days ago: Valkyrie Islands fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 31 days ago: Valkyrie Islands was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Valkyrie Islands, Valkyrie Islands's market has been colonised by the corporations of rich countries.

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