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Most Stationary: 4,959thLargest Populations: 8,968thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,475th
The United Socialist States of
Moralistic Democracy
For Sauron and Mordor
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
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Uruk-Hai Lurtz

Population24.342 billion

CurrencySauron
AnimalMordor

The United Socialist States of Uruk-Hai Lurtz is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its digital currency, disturbing lack of elderly people, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 24.342 billion Uruk-Hai Lurtzians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.7%.

The powerhouse Uruk-Hai Lurtzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,471 trillion Saurons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,460 Saurons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 188,129 per year while the poor average 14,939, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

Kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uruk-Hai Lurtz's national animal is the Mordor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Uruk-Hai Lurtz is ranked 4,959th in the world and 4th in Hell for Most Stationary, with 3,250.70625288 days.

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Most Stationary: 4,959thLargest Populations: 8,968thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,475thHighest Economic Output: 18,324thLargest Black Market: 19,999thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,596thMost Influential: 24,762ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28,381st
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Best Weather: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Average: 23rd in the region

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  • : Uruk-Hai Lurtz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Uruk-Hai Lurtz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Uruk-Hai Lurtz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Uruk-Hai Lurtz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Uruk-Hai Lurtz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Uruk-Hai Lurtz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Uruk-Hai Lurtz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Uruk-Hai Lurtz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and Largest Black Market.
  • : Uruk-Hai Lurtz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Uruk-Hai Lurtz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

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