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The Republic of United Republic of Texas

“You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Texas

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The Republic of United Republic of Texas is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Texas Red with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 1.871 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 43%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration industries.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Republic of Texas's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Texas Dollar.

United Republic of Texas is ranked 28th in Texas and 23,330th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 6 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in United Republic of TexasUnited Republic of Texas, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • 15 days ago: United Republic of TexasUnited Republic of Texas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in United Republic of TexasUnited Republic of Texas, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in United Republic of TexasUnited Republic of Texas, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in United Republic of TexasUnited Republic of Texas, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in United Republic of TexasUnited Republic of Texas, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in United Republic of TexasUnited Republic of Texas, the UROTBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • 31 days ago: United Republic of TexasUnited Republic of Texas was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 39 days ago: United Republic of TexasUnited Republic of Texas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • 39 days ago: United Republic of TexasUnited Republic of Texas was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Developed.

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