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The Global Package Delivery Corp of United Parcel Service

“What Can Brown Do For You?”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris


The Global Package Delivery Corp of United Parcel Service is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.149 billion United Parcel Serviceans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, moralistic, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry, Defense, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Healthcare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The powerhouse United Parcel Servicean economy, worth a remarkable 1,144 trillion packages a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 56,797 packages, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 194,860 per year while the poor average 12,150, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. United Parcel Service's national animal is the deliveryman, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

United Parcel Service is ranked 636th in Osiris and 17,124th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Recent Government Activity: 34 days ago



by Max Barry

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