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The Global Package Delivery Corp of United Parcel Service

“What Can Brown Do For You?”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris


The Global Package Delivery Corp of United Parcel Service is a colossal, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.208 billion, 5.205 billion of whom are zombies, United Parcel Serviceans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports industries.

Crime is a serious problem. United Parcel Service's national animal is the deliveryman, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its currency is the package.

United Parcel Service is ranked 887th in Osiris and 22,186th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

United Parcel Service is currently considering its options.

People: 3,256,337

Zombies: 5,205,041,641

Dead: 14,399,212,542

Survival Rate: 0.02%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 days ago


by Max Barry

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