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Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers
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The Free Land of United Hives of Honey Bees is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Honey Comb III with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.711 billion United Hives of Honey Beesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deep Space Nine. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient United Hives of Honey Beesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,359 trillion Honeys a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 306,048 Honeys, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,392,830 per year while the poor average 41,110, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

A spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. United Hives of Honey Bees's national animal is the Beekeeper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United Hives of Honey Bees is ranked 4,178th in Lazarus and 126,236th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -475 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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