Nudest: 128th Most Stationary: 822nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,405th
The People's Theocracy of
Left-wing Utopia
Atheists do not know Fear and Comfort
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The People's Theocracy of United Good is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Reverend Al Greene with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 18.68 billion United Goodies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soul City. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient United Gooder economy, worth a remarkable 2,220 trillion Good Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,876 Good Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Soul City to enjoy their national art, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, conspiracy theorists allege Soul City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of United Good's radio stations. Crime is totally unknown. United Good's national animal is the timber wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Truth.

United Good is ranked 31,213th in the world and 3rd in Manitoba for Most Primitive, scoring 24.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Nudest: 128thMost Stationary: 822ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,405thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,599thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,925thTop
5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,411thMost Cultured: 2,421stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,628thMost Developed: 2,785thHighest Economic Output: 3,295thSmartest Citizens: 3,368thLargest Populations: 3,504thMost Secular: 4,365thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,907thMost Influential: 5,128thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,358thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,131stLargest Governments: 8,113thHealthiest Citizens: 9,355thHighest Drug Use: 9,621stTop
10%
Longest Average Lifespans: 11,778thMost Income Equality: 11,966thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,991stMost Efficient Economies: 13,163rdMost Inclusive: 13,584thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,142ndLowest Crime Rates: 15,805thHighest Average Incomes: 18,387thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,835th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Good, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of United Good's radio stations.
  • : United Good was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, the Top 5% for Healthiest Citizens, and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : United Good was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in United Good, conspiracy theorists allege Soul City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : United Good was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : United Good was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in United Good, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in United Good, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Soul City to enjoy their national art.
  • : United Good was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : United Good was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.

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