Largest Publishing Industry: 146th Most Compassionate Citizens: 184th Most Cultured: 225th
The Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
May the sun always shine upon the Dangun.
Regional Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Federation of United Gojoseon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lim with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.165 billion Joseonites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asadal. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joseonite economy, worth a remarkable 3,240 trillion myeongdojeons a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 246,127 myeongdojeons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime is totally unknown. United Gojoseon's national animal is the Asian black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

United Gojoseon is ranked 165,888th in the world and 10,670th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.8 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 146thMost Compassionate Citizens: 184thMost Cultured: 225thNicest Citizens: 239thHealthiest Citizens: 263rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 304thMost Rebellious Youth: 413thMost Pacifist: 451stHighest Poor Incomes: 455thLongest Average Lifespans: 651stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 737thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 774thSmartest Citizens: 776thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 787thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 787thMost Developed: 897thSafest: 898thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,103rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,218thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,269thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,354thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,968thHighest Average Incomes: 2,453rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,771stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,778thMost Inclusive: 3,042ndBest Weather: 3,068thMost Devout: 3,198thMost Influential: 3,244thMost Efficient Economies: 3,362ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,690thMost Politically Free: 3,817thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,197thLargest Populations: 7,520thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9,345thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,384thLargest Governments: 10,417thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,627thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,732ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,704th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rd in the regionSafest: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 51st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 68th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 77th in the regionLargest Populations: 81st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 88th in the regionMost Devout: 89th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 99th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 101st in the regionBest Weather: 106th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 122nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 168th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 326th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 328th in the regionLargest Governments: 381st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 429th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 532nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 642nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 644th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 675th in the regionMost Influential: 695th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 784th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 817th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 832nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 921st in the regionLargest Black Market: 931st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 969th in the regionNudest: 1,024th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United Gojoseon was endorsed by The Collective of Wineclaw.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : United Gojoseon endorsed The Kingdom of Lord Dreyman.
  • : United Gojoseon was endorsed by The Kingdom of Lord Dreyman.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, the Asian black bear is a protected species.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.

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