The Federation of United Gojoseon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lim with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.783 billion Joseonites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asadal. The average income tax rate is 10.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Joseonite economy, worth a remarkable 2,956 trillion myeongdojeons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 231,306 myeongdojeons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter United Gojoseon are highly popular tourist destinations, and the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape. Crime is totally unknown. United Gojoseon's national animal is the Asian black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United Gojoseon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Developed, Longest Average Lifespans, Most Cultured, and Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : United Gojoseon was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Yalkan.
- : United Gojoseon was endorsed by The Nude People's Republic of Eumbner.
- : United Gojoseon was endorsed by The Republic of Flooforia.
- : United Gojoseon's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : United Gojoseon was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of Territorio di Nessuno.
- : United Gojoseon was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Praeceps.
- : United Gojoseon was endorsed by The Cuddly Peoples of The Undead Union.
- : United Gojoseon was endorsed by The Great Glorious NOT of Notyoutopia.
- : United Gojoseon was endorsed by The Free State of Kylesburgh.
Endorsements Received: 15 » Lionia, Blackshear41, Unimaginable Doom, Yaorozu, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Narandor, EretzIsrael, Kylesburgh, Notyoutopia, The Undead Union, Praeceps, Territorio di Nessuno, Flooforia, Eumbner, and Yalkan.