The Federation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
May the sun always shine upon the Dangun.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Federation of United Gojoseon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lim with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.961 billion Joseonites love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asadal. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Joseonite economy, worth a remarkable 2,839 trillion myeongdojeons a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 259,052 myeongdojeons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and nine out of ten citizens of United Gojoseon answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Gojoseon's national animal is the Asian black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

United Gojoseon is ranked 6th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 1,515th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 868 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 58 minutes ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, nine out of ten citizens of United Gojoseon answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • 11 hours ago: United Gojoseon was endorsed by The Free Republics of Dundee Derry.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: United Gojoseon was endorsed by The Grand Republic of Misertus.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: United Gojoseon was endorsed by The Great Empire of Kandorith.

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