Largest Publishing Industry: 158th Most Compassionate Citizens: 233rd Most Cultured: 255th
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The Federation of United Gojoseon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lim with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.965 billion Joseonites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asadal. The average income tax rate is 16.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joseonite economy, worth a remarkable 3,050 trillion myeongdojeons a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 235,312 myeongdojeons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime is totally unknown. United Gojoseon's national animal is the Asian black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

United Gojoseon is ranked 502nd in the world and 18th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 200,060.88 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Publishing Industry: 158thMost Compassionate Citizens: 233rdMost Cultured: 255thLeast Corrupt Governments: 291stNicest Citizens: 292ndHealthiest Citizens: 294thMost Rebellious Youth: 495thHighest Poor Incomes: 502ndMost Pacifist: 531stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 689thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 720thLongest Average Lifespans: 762ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 849thSmartest Citizens: 898thSafest: 931stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 932ndMost Developed: 1,099thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,107thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,295thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,333rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,522ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,147thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,457thHighest Average Incomes: 2,773rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,897thBest Weather: 2,992ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,217thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,387thMost Devout: 3,552ndMost Inclusive: 4,956thLargest Populations: 7,630thTop
Most Influential: 8,121stNudest: 9,951stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,627thMost Efficient Economies: 11,615thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,840thLowest Crime Rates: 11,914thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,925thLargest Governments: 14,990th
Largest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 28th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionSafest: 39th in the regionMost Developed: 44th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 51st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 53rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70th in the regionLargest Populations: 82nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 87th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 87th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 95th in the regionBest Weather: 100th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 105th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 110th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 244th in the regionMost Inclusive: 263rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 339th in the regionNudest: 377th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 383rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 427th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 562nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 622nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 641st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 721st in the regionLargest Black Market: 749th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 853rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : United Gojoseon endorsed The I-Empire of AdyLand.
  • : United Gojoseon was endorsed by The I-Empire of AdyLand.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, businesses have become paranoid as waves of lawsuits sweep the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of United Gojoseon's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Prime Minister Lim.


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