Largest Publishing Industry: 156th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 162nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 232nd
The Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
May the sun always shine upon the Dangun.
Regional Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Federation of United Gojoseon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lim with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.783 billion Joseonites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asadal. The average income tax rate is 10.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joseonite economy, worth a remarkable 2,956 trillion myeongdojeons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 231,306 myeongdojeons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter United Gojoseon are highly popular tourist destinations, and the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape. Crime is totally unknown. United Gojoseon's national animal is the Asian black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

United Gojoseon is ranked 13,008th in the world and 478th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.81 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 156thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 162ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 232ndMost Cultured: 244thLeast Corrupt Governments: 288thNicest Citizens: 293rdHealthiest Citizens: 294thHighest Poor Incomes: 412thMost Rebellious Youth: 484thMost Pacifist: 530thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 687thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 770thLongest Average Lifespans: 829thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 870thSmartest Citizens: 953rdSafest: 964thMost Developed: 1,133rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,292ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,337thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,464thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,718thHighest Economic Output: 2,212thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,434thHighest Average Incomes: 2,860thMost Devout: 3,268thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,332ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,513thBest Weather: 3,837thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,006thMost Inclusive: 5,474thLargest Populations: 7,628thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,532ndMost Income Equality: 11,229thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,497thLowest Crime Rates: 13,008thMost Efficient Economies: 15,807thLargest Governments: 16,529th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Developed: 39th in the regionSafest: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 51st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 59th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 72nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Populations: 82nd in the regionMost Devout: 84th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 86th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 120th in the regionBest Weather: 133rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 297th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 331st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 478th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 534th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 546th in the regionLargest Governments: 613th in the regionLargest Black Market: 738th in the regionMost Income Equality: 742nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 832nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 956th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 981st in the regionNudest: 989th in the region

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