The Federation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
May the sun always shine upon the Dangun.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Federation of United Gojoseon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lim with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.915 billion Joseonites love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asadal. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Joseonite economy, worth a remarkable 2,647 trillion myeongdojeons a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,182 myeongdojeons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the government pours millions of myeongdojeons into rehabilitation programs annually, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed. Crime is totally unknown. United Gojoseon's national animal is the Asian black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

United Gojoseon is ranked 5th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 215th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 2,629 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, the government pours millions of myeongdojeons into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : United Gojoseon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.

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