The Federation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
May the sun always shine upon the Dangun.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Federation of United Gojoseon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lim with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.286 billion Joseonites love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asadal. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Joseonite economy, worth a remarkable 3,014 trillion myeongdojeons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 267,079 myeongdojeons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, religious education is a new government priority, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Asadal for fear of causing a fuss, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Gojoseon's national animal is the Asian black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

United Gojoseon is ranked 221st in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 144,983rd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -60 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Asadal for fear of causing a fuss.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, religious education is a new government priority.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • 4 days ago: United Gojoseon was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, students cut up leftover myeongdojeons during Arts and Crafts.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.

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