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The Kingdom of United Gojoseon

“May the sun always shine upon the emperor.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Geopolity

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The Kingdom of United Gojoseon is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lim with a fair hand, and notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The compassionate, intelligent population of 9.715 billion Joseonsaramdeul love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Defence and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asadal. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, military funding has been stripped back, and the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Gojoseon's national animal is the Asian black bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the myeongdojeon.

United Gojoseon is ranked 89th in Geopolity and 112,120th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -254.7 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, military funding has been stripped back.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: United Gojoseon was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: United Gojoseon was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.

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