The Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
May the sun always shine upon the Dangun.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Federation of United Gojoseon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lim with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.721 billion Joseonites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The minute, socially-minded, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asadal. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Joseonite economy, worth a remarkable 2,385 trillion myeongdojeons a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,481 myeongdojeons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, and United Gojoseon is building an army to protect its overseas territories. Crime is totally unknown. United Gojoseon's national animal is the Asian black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

United Gojoseon is ranked 135th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 31,926th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 33 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, United Gojoseon is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
  • : United Gojoseon fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : United Gojoseon fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • : United Gojoseon was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Pacifist (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.

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