The Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
May the sun always shine upon the Dangun.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Federation of United Gojoseon is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Lim with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.106 billion Joseonites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asadal. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Joseonite economy, worth a remarkable 2,912 trillion myeongdojeons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 262,229 myeongdojeons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, and the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of United Gojoseon's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Gojoseon's national animal is the Asian black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

United Gojoseon is ranked 187th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 130,511th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 22 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 52 minutes ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of United Gojoseon's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: United Gojoseon endorsed The Spiritual Union of Mettia.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: United Gojoseon was endorsed by The Spiritual Union of Mettia.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • 2 days ago: United Gojoseon was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Gojoseon, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: United Gojoseon endorsed The People's Republic of The Union of Klotecnia.

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