The Imperial Socialist Provinces of
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Prime Minister Chester Pearson
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The Imperial Socialist Provinces of United Federation of Canada is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Chester Pearson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.542 billion Canadians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Industry, with Social Policy, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edmonton. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth 568 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 86,836 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, Prime Minister Chester Pearson panders to nontraditional families, parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Federation of Canada's national animal is the Furry Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jedism.

United Federation of Canada is ranked 1st in The North American Union and 8,741st in the world for Most Armed, scoring 72.404 on the Magnum-Eastwood Ordnance Scale.

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