Most Subsidized Industry: 1,359th Most Efficient Economies: 1,520th Largest Publishing Industry: 4,988th
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The Imperial Socialist Provinces of United Federation of Canada is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Chester Pearson with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.738 billion Canadians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Industry, although Social Policy, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edmonton. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth 676 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 87,372 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, Prime Minister Chester Pearson panders to nontraditional families, parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Federation of Canada's national animal is the Furry Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jedism.

United Federation of Canada is ranked 15,209th in the world and 2nd in The North American Union for Highest Economic Output, with 676 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Subsidized Industry: 1,359thMost Efficient Economies: 1,520thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 4,988thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,099thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,399thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,104thTop
Most Avoided: 10,341stMost Developed: 10,428thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,667thFattest Citizens: 13,200thMost Armed: 13,640thHighest Economic Output: 15,209thNudest: 15,991stLargest Populations: 17,490thMost Influential: 18,682ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,870th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the region

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