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The Imperial Socialist Provinces of United Federation of Canada

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Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly

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The Imperial Socialist Provinces of United Federation of Canada is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Jack Layston with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 4.11 billion Canadians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Social Equality, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Tourism and Soda Sales.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is pervasive, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Federation of Canada's national animal is the Furry Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Jedism, and its currency is the Dollar.

United Federation of Canada is ranked 175th in Democratic Socialist Assembly and 99,518th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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