The Imperial Socialist Provinces of
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Prime Minister Chester Pearson
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The Imperial Socialist Provinces of United Federation of Canada is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Chester Pearson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.706 billion Canadians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Social Policy, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth 505 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 88,632 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Federation of Canada's national animal is the Furry Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jedism.

United Federation of Canada is ranked 1st in The North American Union and 14,211th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring 2.899 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

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