The Imperial Socialist Provinces of
Anarchy
We Stand On Guard For Thee
Prime Minister Chester Pearson
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Imperial Socialist Provinces of United Federation of Canada is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Chester Pearson with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.538 billion Canadians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The enormous, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth 519 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 93,744 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 298,641 per year while the poor average 22,386, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Federation of Canada's national animal is the Furry Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jedism.

United Federation of Canada is ranked 3rd in The North American Union and 81,204th in the world for Safest, scoring 118.602 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Federation of Canada, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Federation of Canada, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Federation of Canada, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Federation of Canada, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Federation of Canada, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: United Federation of Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in United Federation of Canada, torture is illegal.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in United Federation of Canada, tax rises are attributed to divine will.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in United Federation of Canada, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in United Federation of Canada, corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned.

More...

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics