The Imperial Socialist Provinces of
We Stand On Guard For Thee
Prime Minister Chester Pearson
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Imperial Socialist Provinces of United Federation of Canada is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Chester Pearson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.178 billion Canadians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Social Policy, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth 446 trillion Dollars a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 86,232 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 349,634 per year while the poor average 14,157, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Federation of Canada's national animal is the Furry Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jedism.

United Federation of Canada is ranked 5th in The North American Union and 101,047th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -114 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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