The Imperial Socialist Provinces of
Civil Rights Lovefest
We Stand on Guard for Thee
Prime Minister Chester Pearson
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Imperial Socialist Provinces of United Federation of Canada is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Chester Pearson with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.074 billion Candaians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Industry, although Social Policy, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edmonton. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth 527 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 86,836 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, Prime Minister Chester Pearson panders to nontraditional families, parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Federation of Canada's national animal is the Furry Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jedism.

United Federation of Canada is ranked 16th in The North American Union and 73,740th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 0 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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